The Badd Boy: So far I've been quite impressed as to how this tag team tournament has been going. It's about time that Wes and I showed the world what I already knew. That we could dominate the tag team ranks. We know each other almost better than we know ourselves, we know what each other is thinking, we know what each other is capable of. Ikeda is the epitome of hardcore, and here we find us in another tag team match up. We just have a chemistry that you can't get between any two people you slap together in the ring. Being brothers has a lot to do with it, and I wouldn't trust anyone quite like I trust Wes here. I know he has my back, much like I have his. Now all we have to do is to keep dominating our competition.

You know, the first man I am looking at is Barbwire Chris. Considers himself to be I guess the new Justin Franchize. He's basically one sick f@ck, but I can't decide whether or not it's because he believes he's so hardcore that his gorecore thing makes him a bad @$$, or if it is because he likes to make love to posters. If that's the type of sick sh!t he likes the do, yeah he's sick alright, but probably pretty lonely. I mean how sad do you have to be to get with a large piece of paper that you hang up on a wall. Wow Chris, this one must have taken a lot for you to think of I mean, if you get an Ashlee poster and start kissing it, I'm just going to feel bad for the stuffed teddy bear you probably have on your bed. You aren't sick in the way that you are some big bad @$$, no Chris you are sick in the way that you are just mentally retarded. You have some serious relationship problems Chris, maybe you're jealous because Wes and I have our own wives and we have happy relationships...is that the problem? You seem jealous of everything that we have. Jealousy is a bad thing Chris, just because you can't get it for yourself, you go out and you start sh!t with people who have what you want. I really think that you are just a b!tch, you are a coward Chris. You have called us Ikeda's cowards in the past, but I think it is you that takes the cake. You just want what I have, but since you can't have it you'd like to see it taken away from me. I say me, even though you've been messing with Wes, because I know you'd do the same sh!t to me in a heart beat. You wouldn't think twice if my name would have been the first to pop into your head. You messing with Wes is just asking to be put on your death bed. Especially since you weren't able to do it the first time, you couldn't do it yourself so you are here and you are p!ssing off Wes and I so that you can talk us into going into some gore core matches with you and we can finally put you to rest, then you no longer have to live with the thought that you couldn't bring yourself to do it. That you weren't man enough to finish what you started. You would have been doing us all a great favor to know that you weren't around anymore. Getting rid of you only improves the quality of the EMF, because I see you as just another Angelus Archer or someone of the like. You want so bad to be sadistic, you want people to fear you. Hell, you don't really scare me Chris, because I know that there is really just a jealous eight year old boy trapped inside of a man's body. Chris, you've never been able to scare me, or Wes for that matter. Your attempts are pathetic and mockable. You really just make me laugh especially when you laugh, you sound like a d@mn hyena. Face it Chris, you can't do anything right, you couldn't kill yourself, you couldn't scare Wes and I, and you couldn't beat us in a match. You'll just do what you do best, you'll lose, after all you were born to be a loser. It's all you could accomplish and do right. I'm going to see you on shockwave and you'll learn how bad us Ikeda's really are. You don't seem to focus much on me, like I'm no threat to you. I'll make you realize just what kind of threat I really am. I can be quite scary when I get in the ring, and I can go to any length that you can. You may not believe that I can, but just wait and see. It's only a matter of time before we meet up in this very ring. It's only a matter of time, before I kick your @$$ all around the ring. Your time Chris is almost up. So bring your loser @$$ on down to the ring, and see what I have in store for you Chris. I may just shock the sh!t out of you.

Then of course there's CM Punk. It's getting harder and harder to talk about you. After all, no matter how many times it seems that you step up to the plate with me boy, you end up a loser. What, didn't you get enough last week? You came out here and talked all that trash on how you were going to kick my @$$, but you didn't get it done. I beat you just like I said I would, but you are starting to bore me Punk, You leave no excitement anymore for me to kick your @$$ in the ring. I've done it so much it's old news. We both know that you don't stand a chance against me, you can dispute that all you want with your words, but you've never been able to back yourself up in the ring. Maybe if you actually gave a d@mn for the business you'd stand a chance, but since you don't respect it, I can't respect you. So I personally enjoy every punch to your face that I give you. It makes me so happy to know that when I leave you a bloody mess that you can go back to your hotel and think about this business. For a man who shows little respect you can't seem to stay away. What keeps bringing you back if you keep getting your jobber @$$ handed to you Punk? I mean seriously, everyone around here knows that you are just a freaking loser. You couldn't get the job done if you, or Chris's life depended on it, now could you Punk? Sure go ahead tell me that you could, but then lose in the ring and we'll see how much your talk is valued for. I've heard people talking in the back, and from what you've said before you don't like the Ikeda's, you don't like us being around here. You'd assume it best that we were gone. I'm glad you think that, because that tells me you know I'm a threat to you. You know for a fact that you might have a chance for something around here if it weren't for the fact that the Ikeda's are around here. We are holding you back, but it's only because of how much better we are over you. You know that too, that's why you want us gone Punk. What do you think I'm stupid and I can't tell that? I know better, but when you say things like that it only makes me smile to know that you are scared of me and what I'm capable of. It only reassures me that I am still quite the force around here, and after last weeks match, I know what you are made of, and it sure as hell isn't much. Punk, you haven't even been able to show me that you have any signs of being a real man, the way you talk I think that you are scared. You are scared of anyone that is better than you, because you don't like to admit that you are a loser. Yet I am the one that you would call a failure. I believe that you did last week, you said that I can only fail, but then against you I was the one who prevailed. I would love for you to explain that to me, but I know that you can't. You have nothing to combat that with. You are nothing Punk, you are nothing more than a mouth that doesn't stop running, but you can only run it for so much longer. Eventually you would try to come out here and everyone would tell you to go back to the back area, because noone wants to hear your bullsh!t. And believe me you are full of a lot of sh!t Punk. If you really think Chris and Gore Core is the answer, good for you, but you will also run out of excuses soon on why you are a loser. Your excuse about last week is probably that you and Cena didn't work well together. What's you're excuse this week, that you and Chris are just learning how to work with one another? You blew fire in his face, that should have been considered one hell of a start. Face it Punk, you can't beat me, Wes and I will romp all over you again for a second time, now isn't that Just Too Badd?

So basically CM Punk, and Barbwire Chris are going to fall into the same category that all of the other tag teams that stand in our way have been. Just two more losers on the list of people we have put down and out. Chris made the biggest mistake messing with Wes, because when he messed with Wes, he messed with me. Wes is more upset than I am, but I can't say I'm a happy go lucky kind of guy right now. This may only be the beginning of what may lead to so much more, but in the end, when the dust clears, the carnage is sifted through you'll find that Wes and I are coming out of this unscaved, while Chris and Punk find out just how tough the Ikeda's really are. They haven't a clue, but they are about to find out real fast!

The Badd Boy: You know what Punk, what happened last week was far from luck. You know as well as I do that there was no grabbing of the tights. You see Punk, I know that I am something. If I were just a flash in the pain, in december of two thousand and one I would have already been forgotten. It's you who we won't be remembered before long. You can call me boring, it isn't the first time someone had to use that as an attack, but a I assure you this, I won't give you what you want. I'm not going to shut up just because you want me to shut up. I'm not that kind of guy there Punk. Little punks like you, no pun intended don't dictate to me what I am going to do around here. You need to earn your place here in the EMF and you haven't done that yet. You dis the glory that I once had, but before long Punk I'm going to be right back at the top. I took a little time off, but The Badd Boy is back punk. I know there's noone out and around committing suicide because I'm talking, but that's funny you mention that, because you have a partner that wasn't even able to do it himself. You couldn't be happier beating the hell out of me? Just like you did last week right? You did a great job of kicking my @$$ there when you got the ever loving hell kicked out of you and I pinned you for the ...one...two...three. Yet you will still sit there and call me a glory hog...Punk, I'm no glory hog, I only get what I deserve. You shouldn't be so jealous of what I am and worry more about improving yourself. You know, when I talk about how great I am, because because I have already proven whatever it is I say. If I say I am a great superstar in the ring, it's because I proved it. You can say I'm a failure, but I've accomplished more than you'll ever be able to accomplish Punk. You can keep making yourself think that you are some wonderful superstar and I am the scum of the earth, but we both know who it is that will be sent home packing in the end, just like last week...right Punk?

Punk you want to get rid of us? You want the Ikeda's gone? That's your big dream and you want Chris to help you? I'm glad you like to dream, because you can keep dreaming. It's not going to happen, when you team up the baddest man on the planet and the craziest son of a b!tch that I know. The Ikeda's will be standing strong for a long time. If you don't like it you can take a hike back to the minor leagues, because you aren't ready for what we bring to the table.

Then Chris, good God, I was beginning to wonder if you remembered I was a part of the match. All of that droning on and on about Wes, and you mention a couple sentences about me, trying to tell me to put Wes back in his place? To try and get rid of him and essentially go back to overshadowing him? F@ck you Chris, and get your sh!t straight. The Ikeda's are the most powerful duo the EMF has, and Wes can do his thing, I'm going to do my thing, we are both going to do this tag thing, and we are going to storm the EMF. Chris, you would love to try and cause problems between me and Wes, but the truth is you just don't want a piece of us, you are scared of us and what we can do. You just go back to getting ready for the baddest day you've had in a long time.