Role Play Background: First round it was Jarred Carthallion who fell to the Badd Boy. Round two the self proclaimed Baddest Man on the Planet's little brother Wes stepped up to the plate, and The Badd Boy hit a grandslam. He expects little Wes to lash out in a childish form soon, but only time will tell. Now comes round three. This will decide who it is that will go on to face either Punisher or Raptor for the World Championship next month. Round three's opponent didn't get easier, rather just the opposite. The Badd Boy is going up against, Sushi Sauce himself, Wasabi. The special guest referee was added as Commissioner Paul Heyman. One can only speculate what type of role he intends on playing in something of this magnitude. Come this Sunday on PPV for EMF's Return of an Era. Will Wasabi have, a Badd Day?
*The Badd Boy and Ashlee are inside of their dressing room having a conversation about things going on. DGNR8 unknown to them is hiding behind the plants in the nicely decorated room in their home town. DGNR8 has a camera in his hands as he records them. He is only able to get in half way into the conversation missing some key subject points, but can safely figure Katrina Ikeda is talked about.*
Ashlee: Is it just me or is there a lot of added plants in here?
The Badd Boy: It is much more than the usual needed for decoration.
Ashlee: Yeah, so anyway back to what we were talking about before we got off track.
The Badd Boy: Well, I know she is your friend, and I know that you have earned about three shots at the women's championship.
Ashlee: I can rack up thousands of them, but my job is pointless unless she is here to put the belt on the line.
The Badd Boy: Personally I think the EMF should instate a six week no defense policy. No title defense within a six week period of time and they lose it. That way personal problems don't cross professional.
Ashlee: Yeah, that would probably work well.
*DGNR8 whom has a camoflouge covering over him whispers in an australian accent.*
DGNR8: This is truly amazing folks, being able to see these two rare specimens in their own habitat. We are trying to be quiet as these creatures are on high alert for strange noises.
Ashlee: Well, anyways, how about Wasabi. This is the shot you have been waiting for.
The Badd Boy: True, if I beat him like I did Jarred and Wes I go on to the next pay-per-view. I see a downside though.
Ashlee: What is that?
The Badd Boy: Paul Heyman.
Ashlee: You don't think he would screw you over do you?
The Badd Boy: No, far from it actually. I don't like what he is pushing Wasabi to do.
Ashlee: How do you mean?
The Badd Boy: A man fights his best when against all odds. I don't think you have forgotten a certain three tiered cage.
Ashlee: I couldn't forget it if I tried.
DGNR8: Wow folks these two are really having a great discussion. We need more from them. I think I am going to try and interfere.
*DGNR8 walks slowly rolls the covering off of him. He is dressed in the same outfit seen worn by the Crocodile Hunter. He stands up with the camera and starts walking towards the two.*
The Badd Boy: WHAT IN THE HECK!
Ashlee: D!
DGNR8: It seems I have really p!$$ed them off now. Though they seem confused, the female of the species called me D, which is the nickname of the good friend of mine Degenerate. How she knows this information I do not know.
The Badd Boy: What are you doing here DGNR8?
DGNR8: I am surprised I was able to find two intelligent members of the species. It seems as if they want me to interact in their culture. Crikeys, I think this could be a monumental leap in our learning.
The Badd Boy: Look, I don't like you spying, so whatever game you are playing can you take it somewhere else?
DGNR8: It seems as if they don't want me in on their secretive culture. I won't give up that easy. I will try to make contact....Excuse me sir, but are you the one called "Badd Boy"?
The Badd Boy: Yeah.
DGNR8: That is great, do you think I can get some words with you?
The Badd Boy: If that is what it will take to get you to go about your own business. Whatever.
*Ashlee goes and has a seat on the couch.*
DGNR8: Well Badd Boy, I was just wanting to know how you think you will fair against Wasabi?
The Badd Boy: As usual, I am expecting to be able to pull of a victory. The road wasn't easy, I mean I had to beat a competitor like Jarred in the first round, then open another can of whoop-@$$ on little Wes. That just gets old I have done it too many times. So yeah Wasabi may be pretty good, but I look to be able to beat him in this match up. I wouldn't have accepted the invite into this tournament if I did not want to make it all of the way through it to the end. This is for a shot at the World Championship, and afterall was it not Wasabi who I defeated in my first real return match up? Sure Road Van Toad was an excellent competitor, but Wasabi was the first real one in my return. Now I just have to get by him to get my shot at the world championship.
DGNR8: Are you ready for this match up?
The Badd Boy: Can you sometimes be an annoying pest? Of course I am ready. This is my home town of St. Louis Missouri, in the great land of the United States of America. This is my place, my venue, my time! What better place then to be able to show what I have been working on for so long. I have been working on my conditioning, my endurance, my strength, my overall capabilities. I don't want to show any signs of weakness out there. No forget that I want to show that I have no signs of weakness. When it comes to a shot at the World Championship I am always ready. I haven't tasted that gold in quite some time, so I am feeling that this is my time to go for. This Pay-Per-View Extravaganza will show that it is time to make a Return of an Era alright. The Badd era.
DGNR8: So you must feel you have hometown advantage. Anything else?
The Badd Boy: Well if you will recall I am either three and one or four and one with Wasabi. Excuse me for not memorizing all of the facts. His only victory over me was when we went to Australia thanks to the wWo. Not only that, but one on one, he has never taken me out. So his one victory that he didn't get alone was on home turf. Well I would like to return the favor here with the greatest fans ever, the most awesome fans on this planet. Right here in St. Louis. Whether it is Cardinals Baseball, Rams football, Blues hockey, Ashlee CRAE and me wrestling, they stick behind their home towners. Fan support is huge when coming out to a venue like this. All I have to say is that I am coming out with a full offense blazing and I will do anything, and I mean anything to win this one. Well exclude having interferences. I am guaranteeing right now I am not leaving this building without my shot at the world championship in hand. You can take that to the bank, because after all I am Just Too Badd for you to believe otherwise. Now you got what you wanted DGNR8, please leave.
DGNR8: Amazing, simply astounding folks. You heard it right here folks, the species spoke out against other members of the species he intends on harming. Before he gives me the coum de gras, I am going to leave now until next time. This has been DGNR8, the wrestling superstar hunter.
*DGNR8 walks out of the room and closes the door behind him. The Badd Boy looks at Ashlee and just shakes his head as she does also.*
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