Siew Li's Weak Points

Siew Li's Weak Points

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Siew Li's Expressions



1)Murderous stare= a stare dat if looks could kill, ppl who siew li HATES will MATI straight away! (she'll bend her head low nd her stupid eyes will glare up @ u. atcuallu it seems so clownlike 2 me...so foolish)

2)Butt-shakin'= well, we will hear dis often...:"LOOK!! she's butt-shakinagain!" (her butt shakes up n down, her hips keeps shakin round n round)

3)Hammering= when she goes mad, she bangs one hand (curled up in fists) and the other hand, it normally comes with a "SHIT!" word.

4)Drawing in the air= This expression happens ALL da time, when she's talking, when she's naggin, when she's scolding... it's always used. she uses her 2 hands and pokes the air.

5)Playing piano on her ass= We called it playing piano on her ass coz she loves to put both her hands on her ass and wiggle her fingers like she is playing the piano, she does this while looking at people do work, nagging at people and so on.

6)Looking for fleas= Siew Li always scratches her head with her damn long fingernails and then looks at her nails as if expecting to see some fleas. She always does this in class... making her look like she is thinking or something... perasan case.

7)Ballet skipping= When she's running, skipping, jogging or so wateva, u will c her erm...like 'one two one two' rythm of ballet skipping. jump up, land on the ground....up once again.........
8)up side down case=im not sure if any of u had know dis. but siewli actually wears her bball t-shirt UP-SIDE-DOWN u probabaly might c her wearing her lekiu shirt up-side-down too....if u happen 2 b lucky.

9)Hair Twist=wonder why it's called hair twist?? well, here's why: in class, whenever she is doing work or reading a book or doing homework, she touches and twists her hair. looking like an innocent little girl. yet she keeps yelling at this guy to stop calling her a little girl. stupid rite?? she is crazy

10)shooting arrows=why izzit called shooting arrows? here's why....when the teacher is lecturing her, she looks down but her eyes glares at the teacher as if her eyes could shoot arrows like this...shoot and then butakan teacher's eyes....horrifying! but somehow here's the fascinating part, she's smiling at the teacher..weird rite? mayb she likes the teacher to scold her....

11)Shaking insects off=Izzit extremely impotrtant case to call shaking insects off her head, or mayb hair? YES! its damn important. coz she walks..suddenly she 'woo' and her frinch flung back, her head suddenly like jerked back...but no effect la her hair damn short like boy's wan somemore...wats the use?? akakaka.....

12)Her fav word=lemme tell u...stupid gals like siewli oso has their fav word! and ya know wats siew-bao's fav word? its BLOO-DY!!! dats rite, bloody. always ah, she goes :" BLOODY! bloody this bloody dat bloody cow bloody shit bloody hell (not mention why not bloody me)!!!" yups....she's just unblieveble! she goes around bloody-ing. and everyone who hears her 'bloody'...will get ear sore cos she repeats it everytime. and after she shouts bloody she'll start her lifetime long nagging until everyone walks away yet she doesn't notice.....how...wah! so if u heard her scream blooo-dy just ciao! ok? u wont wana let her nagg at u its worse than ur popo nag u ar!!

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Written by Orange & Watermelon