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This page is TOTALLY DEDICATED to wat siewli has been doing. it includes her butt shaking stuff and things like dat. but in this page we are NOT sedang merepek! its all TRUE. if u dun blieve it, (i dun blame u bcos things dat siewli doez is unblievable) just email to : peacie_mikami@trust-me.com
7/6/02 - today today.....wat do we hav here, hmmm.....another siewli history! haih....the persatuan for choir had to wear some 'choir clothes' they must bring themself to wear. and did u know wat siewli did?? u know there's this pengawas named lianne? yep...siewli went up to her and said :" Ewww...wat lah, ur clothes so plain so ugly lar! look at mine..." and when lianne looked at siewli's clothes....she totally needed to vomit. u know how siewli's clothes are like??!! its all COVERED wif FLOWER PATTERNS...beads...and all those stupid stupid corak, like those ah poh nowadays wear wan? yiorr...ur ah poh wears all those flower pattern clothes rite? there's no difference to siewli's clothes. *its probabaly handed down by her greatgrandma* HAHAHAAHAHAHA. and u know the pengawas lianne said wat back to her? lianne :" hey...siewli! ur clothes 'arent' bad either...its so floral!! NOTE~floral means flowery, lots of 'ah poh' patterns kinda thing. her clothes ar....siewli claims she has A MILLION BROOCHES..so she can dress like an old popo and go to the market. some more she went around carrying her 'ah ma' clothes like very 'ba bai' like this. like its some kinda chun.....SHEESH!!! and when teacher came by and saw lianne and siewli argueing...u know wat the choir teacher actually SAID? she said dat siewli should go get clothes like lianne's. siewli felt so malu man! (well i hope so cos she so 'no dignity')
7/6/02 - today...there's this gal from 1 Azam...said 'hi siewli' when the sakai poh passed by. but the deaf gurl didnt hear, so the 1 azam gal go and whacked siewli's bag. like usual...siew bao went mad man! jerit jerit like orang gila lar! " i hav ink in this bag u know?! got the bottle ar!! if break 'mummy'
is gonna kill me ar!!!" blabbing all the way, so lianne (lianne was there) just jeling at siewli, so she just pulled the gal's hand and walked off. and dat siew bao kept on berleter until the interact bored.
7/6/02 - about few weeks ago...again something about choir. the pianist was carrying the piano out the class. and about 2 to 3 ppl was helping the pianist carry the piano. and dat siewli INSISTED to help carry the piano. got in the way.... so when reach the door there, onli 2 ppl and the piano can squeez thru. and lianne (not to mention, alot of this things hav something to do wif lianne bcoz lianne and siewli are in choir together) was 1 of the 2 main ppl help carry the piano...and bcoz dat jerky siew bao INSISTED to help, she dared told dat lianne to move aside. then the pianist told siew bao dat she was in the way.....WAHAHAAHAHAH.....padan muka dat siew bao!!!
27/04/02 - duno when...4got liao. u know...on choir dat time? yea...siewli created herself another humiliating biodata. wat happened? well now u know. the choir was singing a song. and the pianist wasnt wit them. so the students had to sing the teacher's pitch loh. so when they were singing, the teacher said "STOP STOP! AGAIN! U MUST SING SWEETLY" at first the teacher didnt know dat siewli was singing NOT SWEETLY la. so the choir had to sing again and again. finally, the teacher noticed siewli singing OUT OF TUNE and the teacher called out to siewli :" eh? oh erm...(the teacher called siewli 'siew yu')siew yu! dun sing so loud! u should sing softer, sweeter!" another time siewli didnt obey, so kena teacher marah again! hahahaha...this time the teacher scolded siewli like cannot stand siewli aledi. (which means the teacher is really mad at siew bao)and siewli said to the teacher :"fine fine." and stuck her boops out and sing.
24/04/02 - sorri this news came a little late...on sports day...siewli took out a purse, u know...those olden days kinda purse! its brown colour. actually this news is a fren of mine dat told me....so this could oso be seen in the contribute page. but ill desccribe it secara terperinci here. brown purse....see? all the webmasters (us) never lied to u...siewli is OLD FASHIONED, SAKAI, DOESNT HAV BRAINS, i mean...she doesnt know when she's actually being insulted. no one would say her brown purse is nice...unless i say the brown purse is made of fine brown leather, or mayb leapord's skin onli nice la! haiya...my frend walked up to siewli and asked :" Siewli! eh, nice purse lah! (actually my fren was thinking yeah as if)where u buy it?" MUAHAHAHHA siewli said :" my mom's wan. she hand it down to me."
23/04/02 - I swear Siew Li has a fucking problem in her kesihatan mental/sosial/emosi/wateva. i mean, today the gals in muah's(pres) class had to go to the bengkel elektrik (did i mention siew li wuz in the pres's class?? offer some condolences plz...) anyways, while we were waiting for teacher to open the door. a gal in my class prefered to be known to the public as WN, asked Siew li a question. That was :
Hey, Siew Li, how come my story book is on your table??
Apparently Miss Stuck-Up/Bitch got SOOOOO angry at her, she shouted back REALLY LOUD, until ear drums burst tau. "HEY! HOW SHOULD I KNOW HOW YOUR STORY BOOK GOT ONTO MY TABLE!? I NEVER TOOK IT OSO! HAH?!" WN answers - "I was only asking, i didn't say you took it" SL - "SO?! YOU KNOW I NEVER TOUCHED YOUR BOOK!!!! I DON'T EVEN READ STORY BOOKS LIKE THAT!!!!! I WOULDN'T HAVE TAKEN IT IN THE FIRST PLACE! MA HAI!" WN - " I was only asking! maybe someone put it there by mistake mah!" SL - " THEN WHY YOU ASK ME FOR!!?? STUPID!"
Talk about pyscho. siew li blew up like a super cooked volcano, and about 5 or 6 gals actually stood round them and watched, 2 or 3 eating sweets too... *tsk* at least we have free entertainment :P.
22/04/02 - wei! i cant blieve siewli got to me...she was SO the iritating case in perhimpunan u know! well of coz u duno so im telling u now!!! so damn marah! when teacher announces dat lekiu got some pencapaian siewli was freakin' hell out. she was like 'yay' in a loud voice. well, she nvr fails to attract attention (and flies) to her all the while. and starts clapping. well of coz i know she's giving moral support to her team but....the way she gives it is so bad case it could b turned to criticise support to her team. and when teacher announces other teams, like kasturi la, tuah la...she starts to 'BOO'... her mouth's pulled down in a horrible pout man! she boo's so loud i cant help feeling iritated and mad and crazy and about to blow...she keeps doing it! and so on i CANT stand her liao..i asked her to fuck up. i said :" Hoi!! siewli shudup ler! y u luv to BOO so much har?!"
and she leh :" i luv to BOO ar! cannot aR?? i luv to BOO who i BOO who lah!!" these words are perfectly true...and rite now typing it in this site im still feeling damn angry. so angry i wanna throw her in the river! u remember it oso ar!!
About 2 weeks ago (now's 22/04/02) - did u know? i guess not...dat time was spelling bee ar! and siewli turned behind to 2 gals, dat is --> sonia and lianne. and siewli started yacking. " hoi! i studied SO long, its the Oxford dictionary u know! im sure to do well..." it totally pissed them off....then sonia said :" ok, dats very nice...could u turn around NOW???" siewli looked sorta embarressed...well, they were having the competition dat time. and she turned around to tok to ppl some more.....idiot betul la!!!
Forever this diary will exist - hey hey! my friend told me dat siewli looks like a monkey, sings like a goat, dances like a bullfrog! i cant agree MORE!! coz....did u know? siewli joins CHOIR!!! sure broke one day the choir wit siewli inside. aiyoo! u should hear her sing! so damn loud...its sound like....(-_-). when ppl ask her dat day (no, its everyday)," siewli, (or shishi gal sounds much better, its the accurate way of describing her)y today ur voice so teruk case wan??" she said dat...she was having sore throat when her voice was as nutral as a flute! its gives ppl ear sore...she acts like THE QUEEN OF UNIVERSE singing bitchyly loud.not to mention her nagging was oso very fatal.
12th of April - Every single day Siew Li creates history. Amazing huh? all she has to do is act stupid, wag her butt and there you are!!!! HISTORY of TAN SIEW LI. anyways, today we had kawat, and siew li did the funniest (broke guinness world record tau..) most memalukan kawat in history. you know we had to swing the arms to the bahu rite?? about 90 degrees lah, not that high... siew li ah, must be around 120 degrees liao, swinging her arms to the sky. gila-gila wan. some more her head ah, looking up in the sky, like lagak and as if up there got boyfriend fly down to her or something.....(no way)! she will nvr get one....well the only way is $$$...MONEY!!ngahahaha!!!!
29th of March - This was the most geng cao day in history. You know why?? Coz 6 ppl in 1 I wuz playin truth or dare and Siew-bao wanted to join. We all didn't dare to say no and definately voiced out loud we didn't want her to play with us. So anyways, we decided to kick her out of the game in a harmless yet stupid-humiliating-and-funny-way. We all asked her truth or dare and she said dare. So we all made her go on her knees and propose to a guy. But she didn't had the guts and said it was sick. We all said :" oh, don't play lorrr...." So she actually kneeled and proposed. So humiliating. The guy felt kinda sick and later admitted that he wanted to vomit. So Siew Li kicked herself out of the game!!!! Smart huh?? HAHAHHAHAHAHHA..... oh well, keep checkin for updates.
(unknown date..forgot liao)
today..she's fought wit a gal same class wit her wan. i mean like..she dunno how 2 fight wan. halfway fighting dunno wat to say liao, terus shudup, akaka. siewli was 'hair twisting' when she was fighting wit the gal! u wont blieve how the SUCKY innocent look on her face would piss u off...
(oso forgot the date)again she gua gua chao wit the same gal...this time..she step on the gal's bag. AND SHE DIDNT SAY SORRY!!!wat the bitch sakai rite? the gal said :" weoii! bitchy! u step ppl bag no need say a word of SORRY wan ar!?" imaginne siewli turned bright red ok? siewli shot back :" bag only mah! u so kedekut go and step back my bag lar!" the gal leh :" step means step! u pijak my bag liao is MUST say sorry wan!" siewli:" y?! u wan me 2 kneel down and beg ur forgivness then only enuf ar har?" the gal :" kneel down BETTER ah!" .....u wont blieve it...siewli DID kneel down and beg for the pitiful forgivness of the wealthy, wonderful goddes of 'bag being pijak' gal....."sorry sorry sorry........."AKAKAAKA......
(i think its 4th april fool?)anywayz..this sakai siewli happen to blab dat.......(damn it) she's joining the stupid spelling bee competition. lets see how she spells while she draws in the air...and when she doesnt know how to spell....she'll be searching for fleas...or even playing piano on her ass....when teacher asked who wants to join the spelling bee competition? siewli jumps up and waves her hands in the air like an idiot, some sakai, maniac like this...
BIG NEWS!!!
OMG...siew li is going to a good class next year! but who cares la, the main thing i'm here isn't for that. ahh....after all her bad doings (hehe, not to mention us too) i can't blif she going good class! noooo.....its terror. ppl who is going good class beware kk....
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A anti-siew li theme song we created
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Bad Hair Day
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