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There was once a Sinhalese Man and a Tamil Man who lived next door to each other. The Tamil Man owned a hen and each morning would look in his garden and pick up one of his hen's eggs for breakfast.
One day he looked into his garden and saw that the hen had laid an egg in the Sinhalese's garden. He was about to go next door when he saw the Sinhalese pick up the egg.
The Tamil ran up to the Sinhalese and told him that the egg belonged to him because he owned the hen. The Sinhalese disagreed because the egg was laid on his property. They argued for a while until finally the Tamilan said, "In my family we normally solve disputes by the following actions:
kick you in the groin and time how long it takes you to get back up,then you kick me in the groin and time how long it takes for me to get up, whomever gets up quicker wins the egg."
The Sinhalsese agreed to this and so the Tamilan found his heaviest pair of boots and put them on, he took a few steps back, then ran toward the Sinhalese and kicked him as hard as he > > could in the groin. The Sinhalese fell to the floor clutching his area howling in agony for 30 minutes. Eventually the Sinhalese stood up and said, "Now it's my turn to kick you," The Tamilan said, "Keep the egg."