Grand Theft Auto 3 Guide.
This guide will show you how to do all the missions for all the bosses but no more. For a guide to all packages, ramps, rampages go to Maps.
First of all, getting settled down. When the game finally allows you to take control, press Triangle to get in the dark green Kuruma car in front of you. Press X to accelerate, and Square to brake, R1 is handbrake. Head toward the blip on your radar. You eventually end up at your hideout in Portland View. Stop in the blue circle. 8Ball and you get out and change your clothes. 8Ball talks about Luigi's. Off you go again. Drive toward the L or blip ( I have forgotten which ) and park on the blue dot. You and 8Ball will get out and a cut scene takes over.
Luigi- Luigi's Girl.
If you listened to the brief, then you will know what to do. If not, just drive to the blip on the radar. Stop inside the circle and obey various commands on the screen ( note: your horn is L3 ) and Misty will come and take a lift in your car. Drive her to the 'L' and drop her off. For future missions, just step inside the blue circle.
Dont Spank Ma' Bitch Up!
Luigi will tell you that some of his girls are having deals with a spank dealer, and he doesn't like it. Your job is to get a new car, and 'introduce a bat to his face'. So, pick up the baseball bat and get into a car. Follow the radar to the blue circle, and enter through the gap in the wall. You'll see a guy in front of you with a blue arrow above his head. Park to the side of him, select your bat by pressing R2 and press circle to smack him with it, and keep on hittin' him until a pool of blood appears underneath him. Steal his car and drive it to the Pay and Spray. Mission passed. Go back to Luigi for your next mission.
Drive Misty For Me
Simple. Just get any car you want, and drive it to the blip on your radar. Stop inside the blue circle and press L3 to hink your horn. Misty will get in and you drive her back to Luigi's. As soon as you complete your mission, a letter 'J' will appear, standong for Joey.
Pump Action Pimp
For this one, you need to head to Ammu-nation first. The guy will send you around to the back yard, and you can practice firing the pistol. If you fire too much though, the cops'll come. Then you hijack a car and follow the blip around, because it's someone in a car.The best way to deal with him when you get him is to ram the car until the boss gets out. When he does, he'll pull out a shotgun. This gun is dangerous, as two or three shots will blow your car up, so run him over quickly. You may have to mow him down multiple times before the mission passed sign comes onto your screen.
The Fuzz Ball
This is the last mission for Luigi. You have a time limit of five-six mins. Get a car and drive towards the darker blips. You must deliver at least four out of the eight girls available. You can pick up three girls per car so drive to three blips and then drop them off. Then go to your fourth and drop her off. You can do them one by one, but it takes a little more time. You have now finished Luigi Gortelli's work. You should have a higher rank than a pickpocket.
Joey-Mike Lips Last Lunch
This is a timed mission. Head for the large 'J' on your radar. Joey will tell you to go to Marco's Bistro. You have 5mins. Hijack a car, and head to the blip. There will be an arrow above the car. Get out and hijack that car. Be carefull not to so much as even bump the car, or you will have to get it resprayed! Head towards the new blip on your screen and you'll end up at 8ball's auto yard. Rig the car with a bomb, and drive it carefully back to Marco's Bistro, park the car in the blue circle and press circle before getting out. Then run out of the way until a cut scene takes over. Next!
Farewell Chunky Lee Chong
Joey will tell you that he wants chong dead. Go to Ammu-nation and get a gun if you don't have one already. A simple method involves cheating. Tap in that 'All Weapon' cheat, and select the Rocket Launcher. Get a car and park opposite chunky. Get out, and aim underneath the big blue arrow. Press circle and the arrow should disappear. Quickly tap in the lower wanted level cheat if any stars appear, and hurl yourself into the nearest car, and accelerate like all the cops in Liberty City were after you, because the triads will now be on the lookout, and won't stop hunting till' you're dead!
Van Heist
When Joey has finished talking, a blue damage meter will appear on your screen and your radar will acquire a moving blip. Get a durable car, a truck even, a belly up fish van from chinatown, anything that can last for a while. Get in this car, and head toward the moving blip. When you get to it, keep ramming into the side of it until the damage meter fills up. The driver will run wildly, so just run over him. Get into his car, and drive it the new blip, the docks. Drive it into the blue circle and let Joey's guys deal with it. They'll also hand out the dosh. You're nearly done with joey now.
Cipriani's Chauffeur
This one's simple and you've got a shiny limousine. Tony wants you to drive him to his mother's restaurant and say's that he wants to drop by at a laundrette on the way to talk to some men about the money they owe him. Drive to the laundrette and Tony will get out with a baseball bat. In about three seconds time he'll rush out again and say'drive drive!' One or two stars will appear so tap in the lower wanted cheat and then drive to his mother's restaurant. There you'll get your money.
Dead Skunk In The Trunk
A blip will appear on your radar leading you to Greasy Joe's Cafe. Notice ground rising up on your right near the blip. Drive up the bank until you are opposite Joe's Cafe. A dead body is waiting for you in the car with the arrow above it. Tap in the 'All Weapon' cheat yet again. There is a car parked just underneath the rock face in a little alcove. Select your Rocket Launcher and aim at that car. Press circle and the car will be gone. There is one more in the car park. It should look like it's in the buisness, smooth, like a mafia sentinel. Blow that up as well, and then just go nick the car with the arrow above it. Take it to the car crusher, and then walla! Mission Complete, not so hard now was it?
The Getaway
This is the last mission for Joey. It involves a bank robbery. Get a car that holds four men including you to drive. Go to the blip where Joey's men are waiting. Honk your horn at them to get in. Now drive to the other blip, the bank, and stop to let them out. You'll hear gunshots and screams. Soon they will run back out and you'll have 3 stars. Tap in the 'Lower Wanted Level' cheat in pretty fast, and then drive em' back home to get mission complete, loadsa' dosh and onto a new boss. Excellent.
Toni Cipriani-Taking Out The Laundry.
This mission will probably be the hardest one you have yet come across but still nothing compared to what lies ahead. Go to 8Ball's to recieve your grenades, and then get some wheels. The best thing is to type in the 'Tank' cheat, which in case you don't already know, is circle 6 times, R1, L2, L1, triangle, circle triangle. This will greatly help. Climb into the newly appeared Tank, and find those trucks. The only thing you should try and avoid is bumping into other cars on the road as they explode when you touch them! Just crash straight into the laundry vans when you find them. Once you have taken all of them out, you will be rewarded with your money. Nice one!
The Pick Up
This is quite a hard mission. Toni will ask you to go collect some money near a laundry shop, the one where he was ambushed, and get it back to him. Grab a car and head toward the blip. Go around the back of the laundry shop to see an alleyway leading right behind it. You'll also see a blue arrow above a briefcase. This is the money however it is well guarded. Position your car so that it faces the road. Go pick the money up and a cinematic will take over. Bad news. Triads. Hurl yourself back into your car and drive toward the road, killing a few triads on the way. Go get the other triads if need be. Mission complete, though I put it here like it sounds easy. Not if you've just started driving it won't. Oh no! Anyway, when you've completed it, drive back to Toni's to recieve your next mission.
Salvatore Called A Meeting
For this one, it will take you to a new boss. But it is quite difficult. I suggest trying to scout out the area around Toni's pretty well before taking on this one. First you gotta drive to Joey's and pull into the blue marker. After the cut scene, you'll come out, driving a limousine. Drive to the blip which will lead you to Luigi's. Again pull into the blue marker and honk your horn. Luigi will get in. Now drive to Toni's and point the car in the direction of the Main Road, and when Toni gets in, a cut scene will again take over of a Triad Fish van storming your way, in an attempt to finish you off. Toni'll say 'No fancy crap!' and you gotta drive in the direction of the main road. However before you get to the road, try to take a turn off to the Left. Keep on going up and away to your left, guarding a dirt track are 2 more Triad vans. Drive to the right of these and down the dirt track and into the garage. You did it! But you still have Toni's missions to finish.. However, you must first complete Salvatores first mission before you can complete Toni. Here it is.
Take misty in the limousine to a party. She'll get out and then the cops'll start pouring in. Do the 'Lower Wanted Level' cheat, and they'll stop coming. Misty, however, will run like hell to the Limo and insist you go. Take her back to recieve your reward.
Triads And Tribulations
You start off with two men in black with shotguns, the Mafia of salvatore. You've gotta kill three Triad warlords. They have big arrows above their heads. The first one you are able to run over. The second you will find in a closed off area, which will recuire walking. Go in with any gun (preferably a shotgun) and blow the living sh*t out of him. Jump back into your car and head off to find the third and final triad warlord. If your companions cannot keep up with your pace of running killing and carjacking, then it is Ok to leave them behind. You might find it useful to try and keep them as long as you can though, and if they get killed you have NOT failed. The last triad is in a safe area which will enable a triad fish van to let you enter. Go carjack one, and the gates will slowly roll open. Run the third one over and then it is mission complete.
Blow Fish
Drive over to 8ball's place, where you will find a dustbin truck waiting for you. Get in and a damage meter will appear. When it is full your car will explode as it is rigged with a bomb. Your destination is quite a way off, and without to much trouble, you should be able to make it with about 20 seconds to spare. When you come to the blue circle, arm the bomb by pressing circle, and get out and run like hell. Triads will start to shoot at you, but just ignore them, and run out of the gate and at some point you should see a cinematic, where the triad's HQ blows up. After the cut scene, carjack the nearest car and drive like a madman back to Toni's.
Cutting The Grass
Your mission is to follow a taxi with a passenger called Curly Bob. However, there is an easier way to do this. Carjack a taxi, and drive to the blip. Park just behind the taxi, and wait for a man with an arrow above his head to appear. Honk your horn and Curly will get in. Drive to his destination, Portland Docks, and park in the blue marker. A cutscene will take over, and then it is your job to run curly over. Mission Complete.
Bomb Da' Base Part 1
Drive one of the mafia cars down to 8Ball's and make sure you have at least $100,000. Go into the blue marker. He will tell you to come back when you have enough money. If you do, then step back inside the blue marker.
Bomb Da' Base Part2
Drive 8Ball to the docks once more, and then get out. He will say that he will go in when you fire the first shot. He will have given you a sniper rifle. Nearby are some stairs leading up to the top of a whareouse. This should look over the boat. Get to the very edge of the rooftop, and zoom in to the two guards at the beginning of the ramp leading onto the boat. Shoot them, and then shoot the guards in order. After you have shot all of the guards, 8Ball will disappear into the boat. A cut scene will take over. Mission Passed. Drive back to Salvatores for your last mission on this island.
Last Requests
Salvatore will tell you to go into the chinatown or red light district, and pick something up. Near to your destination you should recieve a pager message saying not to go there. A new blip should appear, and it will lead you to a minature set of docks of a main road near to Greasy Joe's Cafe. A cinematic takes over. Press triangle to hop into the boat, and go to staunton island. Well done. Give me another week as you are reading this to get the whole of the second island guide put up. Have fun!
Staunton Island-Asuka Kasen-Sayonara Salvatore
Your objective is to kill Salvatore Leone. He is going to his Mafia house after a meeting. The best way to go about kiling him is trying to get a pretty fast car first. Try a banshee, or a police car or even a taxi, and head to the bridge that leads from Staunton, to Portland. Now head to his mafia house. Put pedal to metal and try to make distance. Salvatore can easily over take you, so don't hang around. Get to a point on the road that is quite near the mafia house, but you can see the edge of the hill. Doing this you should be able to see what's coming up, and tell how close it is form your radar. Type in the 'all weapon' cheat, and select the rocket launcher. Get the sight on anything coming up the hill. When you see the arrow, wait for the car to get in full view, then press circle. Bang. You may have to hit him twice, so make sure you are accurate.
Under Surveillance
When Asuka has finished talking, carjack the Yakuza Stinger outside her house, and drive toward the blips. You still got that Rocket Launcher from the last mission right? If not, type in the all weapons cheat and select rocket launcher. Each time you come to the blips (the mafia men on the island in the middle of a pond) blow them up. When you come to the black van in Bedford Point, blow it up. But when you get to the guys on the rooftops, select your sniper rifle, aim, and pick the men off one by one. Then you get your money, when all of em' are dead.
Paparazzi Purge
Basically, you just gotta' destroy a boat with a reporter in it. Asuka suggests chasing him in a police boat, however, my strategy was a hell of a lot easier. First, you gotta' have that rocket launcher with you again. Then, aim at the front of the boat, or just in front. Then press fire, and the boat should blow backwards, and half of it's damage meter should be full. Quickly fire again, directly at the boat. This should set it's engine on fire. After about 5 seconds, as it is getting away, it blows up. Simple as that. It might take you a few times, but it works. Then you get your cash.mmmmm cash!
Payday For Ray
This a toughie. You have about 15 seconds to spare at the fastest. Get a fast car, preferable Asuka's Yakuza Stinger. Drive like a mad man to the first blip. Answer it quickly. Then drive, taking all the shortcuts you can, to the second phone. Then, to the third and finally, the fourth where you will finally meet Ray Machowski, a new Boss. Well done if you passed it. In truth, it took me a good 6 goes to complete it. But it is worth it.
Two Faced Tanner
Your objective is to kill Tanner. This is hard if you have not got the rocket launcher. If you have then you will be a lot better off. Go to Kenjis Casino (the large 'K')and select the rocket launcher. Stand in the blue circle, making sure you are facing the direction of the entrance to Kenji's Casino. Wait for the cutscene and he will get into a car. Quickly blow it up before it has a chance to go anywhere. If you do not have the rocket launcher, you will be glad to know that there is one in the Army Surplus store in the North of Staunton Island.
Kenji Kasen-Kanbu Bust Out
You have to bust someone out of prison. This first involves carjacking a cop car. This is incredibly easy. Find one, and go to the RIGHT side of the car. The cop will get out. As soon as he is half way to your side, press triangle to get in and hit X. There, you got a cop car, with a wanted level of 1. To get rid of that star, just tap in the 'Lower Wanted Level' cheat. Now head to the new blip and get yourself one of 8-Ball's bombs rigged to the car. Head to the other blip now, which is the police HQ. At each metal gate, wait until you can go through and eventually you'll see a blue marker. Park the cop car, press circle and get out of the car and leg it to the SWAT van behind your car. Scramble in as fast as you can. The cop car will explode and blow a hole in the wall. A bell will start ringing. You've aquainted yourself with a number of stars so quickly brush them off with the 'Lower Wanted Level' cheat. Drive your van toward the hole and a man should come out. Make him get in your vehicle and then drive out of the HQ. As soon as you can, when outside the HQ, car jack some other car. Your friend will get in with you. Drive to the next blip which of course is the Pay'n'Spray. Get a new colour and drive to the final blip which is the Dojo. Mission Complete....hello Mr Lincoln!
Grand Theft Auto
Basically, you gotta' steal three cars: Cheetah, Stinger and an Infernus. When Kenji sends you into the mission, there'll be three dark red dots and one bright pink one. Hijack a car and go straight to anyone of the three dark red dots. The pink dot will be your next destination when you have a car. It is the garage. One tiny scratch on the car means pay'n'spray for you. Once all three cars are in the garage without a scratch, you've got your money.
Deal Steal
For this one you need a specific type of car. Do as the old guy says and go to newport to find a Yardie Lobo car. Once you have one, go to the next blip to pick up your companion. Then drive to the hospital where the next blip is. Kill all the columbians that pop up first by driving over them, and then by shooting the hell out of them. Either way, they must die. Then some smart guys think they can outdo you in trucks. Get 'em! They have never seen you get in a fight where a few cars just happen to blow up at exactly the right time. This time round, it doesn't involve car bombs by 8Ball, but maybe a few drive by's and the odd round from your Rocket Launcher (remember: if you don't have that weapon, use the 'All Weapon' cheat to get one). After all the trucks are eliminated, drive to the blip and mission complete. Don't relax just yet though. Kenji's missions may seem easy, but the game takes a horrible turn midway through Ray Machowski and Donald Love which involves the best gameplay from you yet. Believe me, I've been there!
Shima
Get Kenji's money. Drive to the first blip and you'll see a briefcase. Get out of the car, pick it up and get back in. Simple. Drive to the next blip. There is a guy standing with a gun ready to kick your ass bad style protecting the next briefcase. Simple, just gun him down with a drive by, or put a shotgun to him, or simply drive over him. Either way, get that briefcase. The next blip leads you to belleville park. A guy says he's been robbed and they took everything. A new blip should appear on the screen's radar. Yes, unfortunately it's all the way over in Hepburn heights in Portland! That's bad territory now. Anyway, a job's a job so drive over there and sort the Diablo's who did it out. Get your money and return safe and sound after a hard days work to his casino.
Smack Down
Kenji's last mission is simply just to kill eight spank dealers. This is is easy, bearing in mind it's timed, just run over them. Actually it took me three times to complete this mission, so be on your toes and drive fast in a good car, example a Banshee.
Ray Machowski-Silence The Sneak
To get to ray, head to the park and go to the underground toilet's. Ray is an ex cop in hiding. His missions are both easy and tricky, so get used to surprises. This mission is easy. Get a bulky car. A van of some kind. Travel towards the blip and park your car in such a way, that it blocks off the east alley (note the little 'N' sign on your radar indicating North), and go toward the building. Get your rocket launcher aimed at the window and press circle. Then the action starts. Lower your rocket launcher and aim it at the car that bursts out from the garage. Eliminate it. Collect your reward.
Arms Shortage
This time, Ray, wants you to protect a friend of his called Phil. Steal a car, and drive toward the blip. Make sure you have a Rocket Launcher, and plenty of ammo. Enter the Army Surplus grounds, and meet phil. Get in a place where you can aim directly at the gate. When the colombian cartel come, blow em' all to hell. Then you get your rewards. A Rocket Lsuncher for free anytime you want it, a shotgun and an Uzi. Plus, a free tank! And your money from Ray. What more could a man ask for?
Evidence Dash
Get a fast car. A Banshee from Kenji's casino would be fine. Drive towards the blip. You'll encounter a Bobcat. Ram it lightly, and a piece of evidence will fall out. Drive over it to pick it up and keep on ramming it until all five pieces of evidence are yours. Now drive to your hideout, and get out of the car. Get your Rocket Launcher and blast it to hell. Mission Complete.
Gone Fishing
Basically just kill some dude in a boat who is pi**ing off Ray, or who owes money or summut' like that, you know how it is. Drive to Asuka's in some run down vintage you carjack off some old dude, and knick the cop boat. Travel to the blip and a cinematic comes on. Chase that boat and fire at the boat with your guns, and then you should either: Blow him up, or he will beach is boat in an attempt to escape. Beach your boat and chase him with an Uzi. Kill him, mission complete. Along the water the stupid ba**ard might decide to drop a keg or two of dynamite into you. Just dodge him.
Plaster Blaster
Somebody has witnessed you in one of your many fights with different groups of backstabbing wanna'be mafias. Kill him, before he gets to court. Get a fairly fast bulky car or van and drive to your objective-an ambulance. But as always, there is a catch. It has a police escort. As soon as that car spots you, you have a wanted level of two. Get rid of it with the 'Lower Wanted Level' cheat, and ram the side of the ambulance as hard as you can, accompanied with a short burst from your Uzi. A big grey plaster body should fall out of the ambulance. Stop your car, get ride of any stars, and blast the plaster body with your Rocket Launcher. The other way to kill the witness is to run it over plenty of times. Mission complete, money money money....
Donald Love- Liberator
This new guy, who's mission's are quite hard, wants you to steal a gang car, penetrate a colombian stronghold, kill all the guys, rescue a friend, come out alive to deliver the friend and gain $40, 000 and come out alive. No problem there then. Your first port of call will be Fort Staunton. See those big blue truck things that have really bad sounding engines? Well, knick one. Drive it to the blip blah blah blah. Instead of doing the mission properly, there is an alternative. Tap in the 'All weapons' cheat and select sniper rifle. Park your van opposite the gate and amazingly, the colombians havn't spotted you. Aim at any you can see and head shots r us. Snipe all of 'em if you can, and those you don't get can be mowed down by your excellent driving skills. Second thing is get outta' that car and select shotgun. Go up to each of the small garages around the edges and see whose inside. On one of them, you should see the friend and a colombian guarding him. Shoot the colombian with your shotgun and make the friend follow you to your truck. Speed yourself to Donald's place to collect forty thousand dollars. Nice one.
Waka Gashira Wipeout
This one is like a walk in the park compared to some missions. Grab a cartel cruiser (you know the red ones with the cream-coloured roofs that steer really badly) and drive to the blip. You should arrive outside the multi storey car park. Drive carefully all the way up and you'll see a short cut scene. Then put the gas pedal all the way to the floor and steam your way straight towards Kenji. His men will start firing their poxy M16's and Pistols but you just run him straight over and head to the left. See the mini ramp? Drive off it and you'll get a message basically saying get the hell outta' there! Nicely done, cash in hand without fail and onto the next mission. This game is so wicked in a very dark sense that it makes it more playable and more of a come-back-to type thing I've ever played.
A Drop In The Ocean
Basically you gotta' get your ass down to the docks and get your self a speedboat. Get into it and follow a plane until it drops packages. Keep on picking them up. Each one you pick up will earn yourself a star. Do the 'No Wanted Level' cheat and you'll be fine. Once you have all six packages, get back to the docks and car jack something. Drive to the love media building and you have your cash. Oh yes, you are on a timer. Good luck, because if you complete this, Shoreside Vale is yours.
Shoreside Vale-Donald Love-Grand Theft Aero.
Donald will pay 50,000 dollars for you to retrieve a package in Shoreside Vale. Drive over the now repaired bridge (caution: the middle of the bridge comes up. You will know this because of a large ringing bell). The airport is on your immediate left after the end of the bridge. Take that left and then take the next right. Follow the road and you're at the hangars. You can either do this the boring way or the fun way. The boring way is stop the car a little away from the green hangar where the Dodo plane is. Select your Sniper Rifle and shoot people in the head until they are all gone. The fun way is driving straight into the hangar and mowing down all the pissy little colombians. Whichever way, get rid of 'em and get into the Dodo. A message will come up saying it isn't there. Grab the Panlantic car and drive off to Staunton. Once back, travel to Fort Staunton, that building site. Enter somehow and go over to the place where guards are and the blip is. Get rid of the guards using grenades, Molotov Cocktails, flamethrower and shotgun and of course, Uzi. Pick up the package and go to the lift. At the top there will be a cut-scene and you will see Asuka Kasen again. She will tell you to come back there if you want work. But you still have to deliver your package to Donald. So, get back down and take a Yakuza Stinger. They are friendly and will not shoot. Go to the Love Media building to get 50,000 dollars.
Escort Service
Get your mission brief. Then get yourself a heavy vehicle, like a Barracks Ol, and drive to the blip. You'll see the securicar parked outside. It'll start to drive off and it's your job to protect it against anything that hits it. You have a good time, smacking big vans and trucks out of the way, nearly losing the van, and other stunts and spins of the kind. Eventually it'll park in a garage and your mission will be complete. Now Mr.Love, lets see what you can throw at us now.
Decoy
Yep he's got us good this time. He's so trying to kill you. This mission involves you deep in shit, up to your steering wheel in it. Drive to the blip which will turn out to be the Amco Building in Staunton. Your job is to keep the cops and basically everything else away from you for as long as the timer lasts. When you arrive at the blip, you should hop into the securicor van. As soon as the engine starts, you get a present. 6 stars, the police, FBI, army, every other enemy from every other clan of islands and generally some really nasty things. Drive around as fast as you can, dodging FBI cars, helicopters, tanks and cop cars not forgetting Barracks Ol's! Oh well, this is the hardest mission in the game. Better get it over and done with. Good luck and let's hope that you don't have to do much else for the hardest boss in the game.
Asuka Kasen2-Bait
Well, you've dealt with Mr.Love and his "associate" and now you are back to the bitch. She ain't easy this time, but you need not worry with my excellent guide:) Get a car. A fast car (not too fast)and one which can turn quite smoothly. I reccomend a taxi. Not a big ugly yellow one, one of the small cute yellow ones. Quickly get over to Pike Creek in Shoreside Vale. The yellow blip is the blip to your friends, the Yakuza clan. The other blips are the little bastards which have to die. Go to one of them. Make sure they see you, then speed off. Don't worry they follow. Don't stop whatever you do, and make your way to the yellow blip. They'll come face to face with the Death Squad. They'll kill a few of em, but make sure you are there with an Uzi or a shotgun. But don't bother killing them if the Death squad disposes of them quickly. Once all of the enemies have been eliminated it's mission complete.
Expresso-2-Go
This is a real heap of hard, mouldy crap. You know the stuff which has a sticky centre and sticks to your shoe? Well you'll know how I feel about the mission Expresso. It's very annoying. First of all try to get a durable car, one that's gonna take alota' shit, and's pretty fast to get away from coppers (Not some old vintage 1960's thing which blows up if you scratch it) and roam around Shoreside for a while. When you see a pink dot on your screen, head over to it. Ram into it real hard so the guys running the stall don't have a chance of getting away. A timer starts with less than 8 minutes. Put the peddle to the floor and drive like a crazy lunatic on SMACK. Any pink dots, just ram em'. A small tip for shoreside is that there arent really any back roads. Except near the airport. So just follow all the main roads and the blips should appear quite frequently. Another tip is to start off from such a point as leads more or less directly to the next island. Yep. That's another stinking fact. There's all 3 islands to do in exactly 7:59. For Staunton try doing a circular around the city, weaving in and out of little side streets and you should get most of them first time round. For Portland, well, it's quite difficult. What I say is first time on this mission head straight to Portland and find all the SPANK stalls. Make small notes of the areas to drive around. Try head for each bridge each time around and frequently add little diversions. One or two stalls will be in the centre of each city so take note of that aswell. It's all up to you....
S.A.M
Well, after that ba**ard of a mission, you get a fairly easy one. After your pissy instructions, do the usual. Get a car, get to the blip, and it'll take you to a boat. Hop in the boat, and head towards the next blip. It will be buoy. Lightly hit it. When i did it, I careered over it and landed upside down. Oh well...
You will get a message that a plane is coming. Get that Rocket launcher out ( you should have found one beside the boat when you got there ) and lock on target! Shoot the ba**ard down and collect his stupid cargo which alas! will give you 4 stars. You know the drill if you've read the rest of the guide. 'Lower Wanted level' cheat if you havn't. There should be 8 pieces of cargo to collect. Once done just bez off back to fort staunton construction site whistling like an innocent thug.
Ransom
This is so easy, it's like starting out on portland again. Only two missions to go after this one and you have completed the game. Have you got 500,000 dollars to take to Cedar Grove in exchange for the currently kidnapped Maria? This is of course not an official mission. If you have, all the fun is taken out of it. Just deliver it and mission complete. If you don't, do anything to get it. The proper ways which are fun, is to shoot or beat up people for money, police or tank vigilante missions, or taxi missions. Whatever just get 500,000 dollars. Or you can just put in the 'More Money' cheat. This gives I think 500,000 dollars a time. What a fortunate coincidence for all those little cheaters out there!
Marked Man
Ray is ranting on about some bollocks or other so just do this if you can't be bothered listening. Get a pretty fast car. Ray needs a plane in a certain time but the C.I.A have blocked the bridge to Shoreside Vale. Damn. You need to get to the Porter Tunnel. It is located behind the car park of the hospital. When driving through the tunnel go as fast as the tunnel allows without crashing. If you crash, then you lose valuable seconds. Take a left in the tunnel and then another left. Coming out of the tunnel take yet another left and behold another one. Look out for the blue marker and stop. He will give you 20,000 dollars and a bullet proof car. Sweet. Mission Finished. Now for the last ever mission. There have been some tought cookies to conquer, but nothing asl long, as hard, as timed and complicated as.....
Catalina- The Exchange
The last mission in the game is a long one. Head over to Catalina's mansion in Shoreside Vale and walk over to the blue blip. A cutscene takes over. Catalina, as before, has double crossed you. The money that you raised for Maria has to do with this mission. Maria is kidnapped. You go to give the money and her guards have been ordered to kill you. The cutscene ends with you punching a guard bad style. When in control, pull out a meaty M16 and gun em' down. Collect their weapons and then turn 180 degrees and gun the other one down. Repeat this action twice then get the Cartel Cruiser from the garage and head out of the gate as fast as possible. Follow the following directions exactly. One move wrong and you could lose all the mission time. Left,Left,Left,Right. Around the corner there is a blockade. Scream to a halt, hop out of your car and fire at the other cars. They'll blow up. Collect ammo and grab car closest to hill. Drive down to the DAM road to Cartel Blockade 2. Once again, shoot the cars, big bang, collect ammo, shoot colombian on top of cargo, run up ramp. Jump out from behind crates, shoot colombian on the ground, and other colombian next to him. Approach second building, cinematic, Barracks Ol will try run you over. When in control run up the steps and stay up here for a while. Shoot visible colombians on ground. Run back down and go to Barracks OL where colombian is. Kill him, get flamethrower, go upstairs, kill colombians, don't shoot Maria as she is here, go to tower in middle, kill colombian, grab rocket launcher, aim at chopper and fire. You only have two rounds but using the 'All Weapons' cheat, you can get a total of 7. Once chopper is down, game over. Bloody hell.........
IMPORT/EXPORT GARAGES
Portland
In Portland, you値l find an Import/Export Garage at the harbour. If you deliver one of each of the following vehicles, you値l receive $200,000 and 16 GTA pick-ups, allowing you to get any of them for free:
Securicar
Moonbeam
Coach
Flatbed
Linerunner
Trashmaster
Patriot
Mr. Whoopee
Blista
Mule
Yankee
Bobcat
Dodo
Bus
Rumpo
Pony
Shoreside Vale
In Shoreside Vale, you値l find an Import/Export Garage next to the Fudge Packing factory in Pike Creek. If you deliver one of each of the following vehicles, you値l receive $200,000 and 16 GTA pick-ups, allowing you to get any of them for free:
Sentinel
Cheetah
Banshee
Idaho
Infernus
Taxi
Kuruma
Stretch
Perennial
Stinger
Manana
Landstalker
Stallion
BF Injection
Cabbie
Esperanto
Emergency Vehicle Crane
On the big ship in Portland Harbour you値l find a crane which accepts all emergency vehicles. You値l receive$1,500 for each one, plus $200,000 once you deliver them all. You値l also then get seven GTA pick-ups, allowing you to get the emergency vehicle of your choice for free:
Police Car
Ambulance
Fire Truck
Barracks OL
FBI Car
Enforcer
Rhino