You may have been wondering for some time (if you go on this site) who the hell I am. Well, I think that it's about time I told you. The great youngster who invented arguably the best GTA3 guide on the web will now speak up. I am nearly 16, I like PS2 gaming, and I am going for my brown belt in karate. I like reading and I hope to amass such a fantasy book collection that is not seen in most places except for bookshops or libraries. On average I reckon that about 30 books a year fall into my hands somehow or other. But alas! we are digressing too much. When I first played GTA3 and consulted guides for a few of the harder missions, I found that I could remeber best of all MY way of doing things, and you will notice that my guide is not for the 'NO CHEATING' gamer, it is for the casual gamer, like myself, someone who does not play games 24-7, and if had the chance, would not and certainly could not. I like to think of gaming as a naive time filler, something to occupy the mind in it's most lazy, dumb times. Don't get me wrong, I'm not even remotely suggesting that only thick people play games, as a matter of fact I know quite a few University students who play games, and pass their exams with wonderful results. But what my point is is that games are an excuse for boredom. Even at your boredest times in your life, you can think back and remember 'ah yes, I had the cleaning to do'. But you don't want to do chores all day, so your mind wanders to the PC, sitting innocently in the corner, with hundreds of CD's piled in a mighty stack beside, making you want to just have a go for half an hour, even though you have got all that coursework for tomorrow. It can wait another hour! But soon you realise that you have a wasted not half an hour, but four hours, precious revision time spent uselessly on shooting some enemies on 'Splitters 2 or blowing up cars and cops on the mighty Vice City. Games are timewasters certainly, make no mistake about it. Even if you have set the game to stop after a certain hour, your gaming equipment beckons you for 'another quick go, after all, it won't do any harm!'. How wrong you were. That is me, slightly pessimistic, but an enjoyable character if you get to know me well enough. If your reading this right now, you should be bloody bored to have read all this crap as I was bored and rambly when I wrote it, and it doesn't give justice to my personality which is not in the slightest boring. Cough. Whistle....