Layne's Five Tips To A Perfect Relationship:

1. It is important to have a man that helps around the house and has a job.
2. It is important to have a man that will listen to you.
3. It is important to have a man that makes you laugh.
4. It is important to have a man that is good in bed and loves to have sex with you.
5. It is important that these four men never meet.

If I promise to miss you, will you go away? I used to be your type until I got help. How can I miss you if you won't go away? No we've never met .... so why spoil a good thing? I see your point..... but I still think you're full of shit. I liked your approach.... now lets see your departure. I love a sensitive man ...... one that cries when I kick him.

Name: Laine Mackensie Enlightening Since: September 24, 1977 Nationality : Native American Bay-bee. That's Okanagan, Shuswap, Colville and Seneca. Status: Getting married (are you serious!) Well.. maybe not right now. Specialty: Yoga Offspring: 1 son, Kyle Windwalker Alec (June 14, 1995) Siblings: 3 sisters in Washington and Oklahoma States, 4 brothers in Toronto, Victoria, Tha Loops, and lockdown (he didn't do it) *grin* Best Traits: I really AM nice. I'm a hardworker. I don't drink and get stupid. Worst Traits: I really am TOO nice. I work TOO hard (workaholic) Sometimes I just GET stupid.

CURRENTLY, I love life lately... I've been doing what I love, and my family is doing great. My sister just gave birth to a beautiful boy named Foxx Shayden Alec. I've been working, hitting the gym, and keepnig my life in order. It's been an interesting journey to find out who I am. I have realized this though. I have been lucky enough to go through hell, because I have found that through toiling through it, I have become a better person and realized that life sucks ass sometimes, but at the same time, my happiness is genuine. I would rather be genuinly happy then to live in oblivion PRETENDING or THINKING that everything is okay, without dealing with my real issues or shortcomings. They say ignorance is bliss. I guess it depends on how superficial you want your life to be. I for one, am thankful, I will never live in a fake world.


Interests: Yoga, Weighttraining, Tai Chi, Jogging, Reading, Grant Research, Music, Dancing, Powwows, Naturopathy, Promotion of Wellness, Food, Mud boggin and dirtbiking on the rez (how long has it been?), comedy (no I'm not a comedian, I'm really this goofy) lol.

Favorites: One of my favorite pasttimes is chillin to music, I'm a long time fan of Snoop(since back in da day when I was smokin pinners at The Point on The Rez in a BIG BAD CHEVY w/ the Native Brothas) LOL.
My favorite CD right now has Fabulous, Ludacris, Snoop and Kurupt, The Beatnuts, Lauren Hill, Bob Marley, Tupac, OutKast, Craig David, Swollen Members, and The Rascalz (the Canadian ones LOL).
My favorite foods are hard to name off because I love food. But I will tell you this. I do my best to eat as healthy as I can, I will not eat any kind or red meat or pork. I'm not a big fan of sugar or salt, I have a highly addictive behaviour so I try to stay away from caffiene but I indulge once in a while just because I like to live on the wild side once in a while *grin*

Pet Peeves: Okay this is where I get myself into trouble *grin* I can't stand "playaz" and I can't stand "hoes and bitses" who just doll up to go out on the weekend and try to impress people by buying them drinks with their welfare cheque. Yeah, I love the person who invented the term "hataz" because ever since then everyone has an excuse to be a dork.LOL. I can't stand people who choose to sit on their @ss and complain about how hard their life is, and yet won't do anything about it because they're so damn oppressed. YES, we've all been oppressed, and yet there are people who choose to move past that shi@t and do what they need to do. Yes it's hard, but damnit work at McDonalds if you have to. Living on the rez sucks sometimes, but people learn to persevere. Excuses are only words that come from your mouth. You either do or you don't. Sometimes we need to help our people with a thing called "tough love" and yeah maybe it will get hard, but maybe that's what they need to get back up, maybe they won't be able to, but they need to do it for themselves. If we enable them to keep doing what they're doing, they're going to keep doing it. If you keep doing what you've always been doing, you'll keep getting what you've always got. And no I'm not just talking from my ass, because I've hit bottom and been back. Oh yeah, and while I'm ranting, does anyone even know what the word HUMBLE and RESPECT means nowadays? *grin*


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Laine's Music You NEED to check some of these groups out.
Kiqwilly Productions & Entertainment Some Underground HipHop.
Prodigy Photo My buddy's photography site.
The City Of Penticton (my homey town)
SNAPmouse
DOC SIX
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