Shat's Take, 7/5
Hello, and welcome to the very first edition of Shat's Take!!!! Now let me
make something clear, everything written here are MY opinions, and only MY
opinions. The cotent is completely UNCENSORED and UNCUT, so if you are easily
offended, or are a high priced, rastafarian attorney, please read no further.
YOU'VE BEEN WARNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Olympichero european champ??? Well is it just me, or does anyone else think
that the bastard has gotten a few lucky breaks.Well first of all, A woman called
jester, ran interference in a 3 way dance involving SWCS, OH, and VIIRUS, for
the european gold, awarding SWCS and OH joint possesion of the gold. A few days
later, SWCS suffers a shoulder injury, giving Olympic single possesion of the
european strap. Well I'm beginning to think that Olympic's luck is running out,
and it just MAY BE time for SHAT inc to bring some european gold back
While on the subject of jester, I should say after a failed, and downright
LAUGHABLE attempt of an "invasion" it seems that she has already departed ways
with the IOWF. Well one things for sure, IT COULD NOT HAVE HAPPENED ANY
SOONER!!!! And VIIRUS, just in case there is some slim chance you are reading
this, since you call yourself a jester, you may call me "King Chris", and Shat
inc is my castle. Guards get this clown out of my sight, and send in the royal
Does the IOWF have the best women athletes in the world or what. Well let's
see. Lalie a former IOWF worlds champion, and Hardygirl holding the women's
strap for as long as anyone can remember, I see nothing but big things in both
of their future. We haven't seen much from Julielove, but I also expect big
things in this vixen's IOWF future. I could describe the women of the IOWF in a
couple of words: Wrestling skill, and sex appeal, and I DEFINITELY want one of
these divas in my corner.(currently accepting applications.)
If it has two g's and ends in an "a" it's OK. Hope that clears a few things
I have to give kudos to all the higher ups at the IOWF. After battling back
from near bankruptcy, and fighting back to give the IOWF a better look, better
talent, and the tickets selling. Amazing!!! Keep up the good work.
Though the IOWF did do a tremendous job in remaking the IOWF, I feel that the
organization is seriously lacking good tag teams.
In honor of the first edition of "Shats Take" i have decided to evaluate a few
of my IOWF peers. I shall start with.........................................
VIIRUS- Tremendous skill combined with disturbing promos. I'd say that VIIRUS
may be lacking some mental stability, but I predict a worlds title reign
Olympic Hero- Relative newcomer to the IOWF. A very good European title
victory, but obviously was NOT un-assisted. To hang on to the title, I would say
OH needs to strengthen his wrestling ability.
Vader2K1- Uhhhhhhhh, Vader, we have had some good battles in the past. AND YOU
BET YOUR A$$ I'M GUNNIN' FOR YA!!!!!
Smily- Now that's one mutha-fucka I DO NOT want pissed at me. Smily has the
tremendous aerial attacks, like no IOWF competitor before. With his tremendous
mic skills, no fear attitude, and with a bodyguard like Wen, I only see a bright
future for the lil' SOB.
Well that's all for this week and until next time remember., If someone pi$$es
you off, kick their a$$. If you are sad, drink lots of beer, but if your takin'
a $hit, and there's no toilet paper, YOUR
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