Place: Arena
A More Specific Place: Backstage
Time: About 8:30 PM give or take a few minutes, depending on your watch

{Chris Murphy is outside of in the hall in front of someone's locker room.  As the camera zooms in we see a sign hung on the door.  It looks a little something like this:}

Chris Murphy: Good evening ladies and gentleman, I'm outside of The Ace Of Spade's locker room, he has requested this time days in advance.  So whatever he has to say, I am most positive it will be important!

{The door slams open.  No lights are on in the room and a shadowy figure is seen walking towards the camera from inside of the room}

Chris Murphey: DEAR GOD!  It's The Batman!!!

{The figure steps completely out into the hallway}

Ace: Nope, it's just me, The Ace Of Spades, Ace for short.  Remember me C.M.?  When was the last time we had one of these heart to tarts?  Me being the heart of course.

{Ace winks}

C.M.: Oh jeeze, it's the same old Ace.  Anyways, why have you requested this time?  Surely you have something important to say.

Ace: Uh.....Well....Hmmm.....

C.M.: That really doesn't sound very important.  I hyped this interview big time, so you better deliver.

Ace:  Well I had requested this time so I could respond to whatever Katanya had to say.  But she hasn't said anything.

C.M.: I see the dilemma.  But you better say something.

Ace: OK, but just for you.  (clears throat)  Ya know somethin' brothers when Slaughter comes and The Ace Of Spades steps into that ring, the power of the Ace-A-Maniacs are going to flow through me.  And when Katanya steps into that ring, she too is gonna feel the power, she too will will be shocked by the electricity of my great fans.  And when she is staring up at those lights, I'll ask her WHATCHA GONNA DO?!  WHATCHA GONNA DO, WHEN THE ACE OF SPADES RUNS WILD ON YOU!!!!!

{The fans in attendance cheer like crazy, and laugh off their asses.)

C.M.: How 80's of you Ace.

Ace: Greatest decade of them all brother.

C.M.: But seriously...

Ace: No thanks, I don't take kind to seriousness.

C.M.: I do have one more question for you, if you don't mind.

Ace: Well I did ask for this time, might as well make something of it.  Shoot.

C.M.: The original question was do you have any concerns after hearing Katanya, but I'll change it up.  Do you have any concerns about facing someone you haven't even seen yet?

Ace: None at all.  I'm outta here.

{Ace walks away not even waiting for Chris Murphy to say goodbye, or thanks for the interview}

Chris Murphy: Well I guess Ace is pretty confident.  And before we cut to commercial, I would just like to say that even though the HWC features some of the biggest, baddest superstars in the world, my biggest fear is having to interview Ace, Viper and Maxx all at once.  Now here's a word from our sponsors!

{HWC TV cuts to a commercial}