(Ace and Lunch Meat are in a local diner. Ace is eating Rice Crispies. Lunch Meat is on the table with a plate of pancakes in front of him. After eating some cereal Ace begins talking with Lunch Meat)

Ace: It’s a good thing Spoon came to the office when he did. We coulda died in there.

(Ace looks at Lunch Meat and chuckles)

Ace: Yep, just like Tiger joked about. Why aren’t you eating your pancakes?

(Ace looks at Lunch Meat and nods.)

Ace: Yeah, I guess you can get it wrapped and take it home. Not to many people wrap pancakes though. At least no one I know ever has. We usually just finish it.

(After Ace finishes his sentence he gets a surprised look on his face)

Ace: What’s wrong with Spoon Lunch Meat?

(Ace looks at Lunch Meat and shakes his head)

Ace: No, Billy Hogan isn’t Grandpa Munster. And Spoon is in no way related to Herman Munster!

(Ace then begins yelling at his cereal for no apparent reason)

Ace: YOU DUMB CEREAL!

(With that, a waitress comes over to Ace’s table. With a worry look on her face she speaks)

Waitress: Is everything OK sir?

Ace: NO!! I clearly heard this cereal say and I quote "Snap-Crackle-F**K YOU!"

(Ace emphasizes the "F**K YOU!" which prompts all the customers to look at Ace’s table. The waitress begins to walk away but Ace stops her)

Ace: Where do you think you are going! I might just sue this lard-ball of a diner for verbal harassment!

(Ace looks at the cereal and throws it on the floor in disgust. The commotion in the restaurant is growing rapidly.)

Ace: IT DID IT AGAIN! I can not believe this!

(Ace looks at the table and Lunch Meat isn’t there. Ace now worried begins to yell louder)

Ace: WHO TOOK LUNCH MEAT!! GIVE HIM BACK!!

(Ace crouches to the floor and starts crawling. He goes under his table as well as others. He looks in a garbage pail and sees Lunch Meat and his pancakes in their. He removes lunch meat and asks: )

Ace: Who put Lunch Meat in the pail?

(The waitress steps forward and says: )

Waitress: I did sir. I thought I would at least clean the table while you were yelling.

(Ace gets a puzzled look on his face, it looks kinda like this: o_O )

Ace: That’s understandable, but why throw away a person. I mean Lunch Meat is my friend and you threw him away.

Waitress: Well I apologize sir.

Ace: I guess I accept your apology. Now I have places to go, monkeys to pet, and former Tag-Team partners to beat up!

(Ace looks at Lunch Meat and nods. Ace places Lunch Meat on his shoulder and together they leave the diner. The employees of the diner begin cleaning the mess Ace has made)