(As the camera searches the vast platform that is the backstage area a voice is heard. The voice is somewhat inquisitive, as well as argumentative and demented. The man is not seen and the fans in the arena stop paying attention to the footage on the GWFtron. They stop paying attention because the special guest of the evening has stepped into the ring. The guest is none-other-than comedian Andrew Dice Clay)

(Dice rolls out of the ring and walks to the announce table. He threatens to slap the commentator. He grabs a mic off the desk and gets into the ring)

Dice: HOW ARE YA!!

(Crowd cheers)

Dice: Yeah so I was bangin’ this chick before and she was hot!

(Crowd boos at the oldness of Dice)

Dice: Yeah so she was suckin’ my.....

(Fans cut him off with loud booing yet again, for the same reason as before. Due to the booing Clay gets a pissed look on his face. And begins to yell)

Dice: SNAPPAHEAD! JERK-OFFS! YOU ALL SUCK.

(Once again the GWFtron shows the backstage area. This time the voice is louder and more stern)

Voice: That SOB! No one yells at the fans but me. Yeah I know he used to be funny but now he’s bein’ a jackass! And I’m the only jackass in the GWF!

(A figure emerges onto the GWFtron. In his left hand he is holding lunch-meat. His other hand is scratching his head. The person on the GWFtron is The Ace Of Spades)

Ace: Hey! Dice-Man!

(The crowd boos Ace as they figure he is going to trash them with Dice. Ace with the sound of disappointment in his voice speaks to the fans)

Ace: Maybe if you "fans" would listen more often, you wouldn’t boo!

(The fans boo again, and Ace redirects his attention to Dice)

Ace: Now like I was sayin’! Hey Dice there is only one man cool enough, talented enough and just damn good enough to humiliate the fans! And that man is me!

(With that the fans begin to cheer. Not as much as they once had, but enough to make Ace grin. With that Dice replies with his voice still raised)

Dice: Maybe you should be more concerned with Maxx Imum, then a comedian that can kick your ass!

(Ace begins to crack up, seemingly for no reason)

Ace: That’s a good one Lunch-Meat! That’s a damn good one!

Dice: OH YOU ARE REAL THREATENING! Talkin to lunch meat! I’ll kick your ass.

Ace: I’ll take ya up on that offer!

(After a few seconds, which to Dice feels like a lifetime, The Ace Of Spades by Motorhead hits the arena livening it up. When the crowd erupts with cheering, Ace emerges from the curtain sprinting down the ramp and finally sliding in the ring. After Ace rises to his feet he stares right in Dice’s face for what seems like an eternity. Finally Ace lifts his hand as if to strike the comedian, but instead stealing his mic)

Ace: (in a Freddy "Boom Boom" Washington voice) HI THERE!

(Dice is trembling now but his angered face still remains present)

Ace: You are going to get the ASS KICKING OF A LIFETIME! I’m gonna whop you right now!......

(Ace looks at the lunch meat)

Ace: What’s that Lunch-Meat, you want the first shot at him.

(Dice raises an eyebrow as if to say this guy belongs in the looney bin)

Ace:(looking at the meat) But if I let you hit him, you will knock him out and I won’t get to do a damned thing!....I know you really want to hit him, but so do I!

(Dice walks over to the ropes nearest the announce booth and yells for a mic. After he is thrown one he turns around facing Ace and Lunch-Meat. Dice lifts the mic to his mouth but before he can say anything Ace throws Lunch Meat at Dice. The crowd cheers)

Ace: There you got the first shot!

(After yelling the previous line at Dice, Ace charges into the ropes. After springing off and nearing Dice, Ace lifts his arm and performs a scintillating clothesline to Dice. The fans begin to chant Poker-Face.)

(Ace bends down and picks up the dormant mic and speaks into it)

Ace: It sounds like you want to see a Poker Face!

(The crowd roars with cheering)

Ace: Well it works for me!

(Ace throws the mic at Dice who is still on the ground. Ace walks to Dice’s leg and hooks him in the Poker Face, which is a Reverse STF. This causes Dice to scream like a woman giving birth. After a minute or two Ace lets go. He grabs the Lunch-Meat and the mic. He stand up and speaks into the mic)

Ace: Hey Maxx, what I’m gonna do to you is nothing compared to Dice (Ace points at the still comedian) over here.

(The crowd cheers)

Ace: And just to be perfectly clear Maxx, I WILL DEAL YOU A BAD HAND!

(The crowd cheers and The Ace OF Spades by Motorhead begins to play in the arena. Ace climbs each turnbuckle one at a time holding Lunch-Meat in the air. The fans laugh and cheer each time. Ace walks to the center of the ring where the mic is laying and picks it up. Holding to his mouth he says)

Ace: I told you that you would love me later!

(Ace walks up the ramp and to the backstage area while the fans continue to cheer. Back in the ring Dice tries to stand up, but he slips. The fans laugh at Dice and begin to chant HOWARD STERN-HOWARD STERN-HOWARD STERN)