(The scene is set at a car show.  There are many old cars at this car show.  Beautiful Corvettes, and other sweet ass cars.  But there are 3 automobiles that cast a shadow over everything else.  Maxx and Viper's vans and Ace's Pick-Up Truck.)

(a man walks over to Viper's van and looks at it)

Man: That sure is a classic!

Viper: I know, it rules!

Maxx: But my van is better!

Viper: No mine is!

Maxx: Mine!

Ace: Hey Hey Hey, both you van's rule ass!

Man: He's right, you both have to awesome van's!

Maxx & Viper: Yeah we do!

Man: Hey whose Pick-Up is that!

Ace: That's mine!

Man: It's a real beauty man.  I would love to own that!

Ace: I'm sure you would.

Man: Can I sit inside?

Ace: NO!

Man: Please?

Ace; NO!

Man: I work in a Best Buy, I'll give ya a TiVo!

Ace; Viper already gave me one, so the answer is still...NO!

Man: C'mon, let me sit in the truck!

Viper: You are so damn annoying!

Man: That's not nice.

Maxx: Why are you still here anyway?

Man: I wanna sit in the truck!

Maxx: Well Ace said NO!, so could you kindly leave us alone!

Man: Then can I go in your van?

Maxx: I have very personal stuff in my van.

Man: Like what?

Maxx: Like my Twinkie Championship.

(man looks at viper)

Man: How about your van?

Viper: I can't let you do that.

Man: You can too!

Viper: Have some milk, just like Mr. T!

Man: OK

(Viper pours the man some milk and the man starts to drink)

Ace: Should we tell him that came from a boy cow?

Maxx: I think he'll figure it out.

Viper: Maybe you should give him a Twinkie Maxx

Maxx: My Twinkie, he can't have! I am the Twinkie Champion and I do not deserve this!

Ace: It's OK Maxx, breathe, ya gotta breathe!

(The man runs to some bushes and throws up)

All 3 OutlawZ: I think he figured it out!