(The Ace Of Spades is shopping in a local King Kullen Supermarket. He is browsing the meat section. The first thing he sees is the veal)

Ace: MOO! MOO DAMMIT MOO!! Answer filthy cow! I am your master! MOO!

(A female costumer walks over to Ace)

Customer: Hi, my name is Megan, is everything OK?

Ace: NO EVERYTHING IS NOT OK!!!!!

Megan: Well, what's wrong then?

Ace: The damn meat is ignoring me again! Every damn time I come to this store the meat ignores me!

Megan: Well the meat doesn't usually talk to anyone. It is very anti-social.

Ace: No s****in'?

Megan:(giggles) Really

Ace: So it doesn't talk funny? No "YAR"?

Megan: Excuse me? Are you making more animal noises?

Ace: No I said yar. Like yar buyin' some meat!

Megan: Do you take any medication?

Ace: I am The Ace Of Spades dammit, and I do not need medicine!

Megan: Fine!

Ace: I'm gonna be a champion!

Megan: Cool!

Ace: Your not so hot yourself!

Megan: Hey...

Ace: Do you know who I am!

Megan: The Ace Of Spades

Ace: Yep, you must watch wrestling!

Megan: Nope, that I do not.

Ace: Then how do you know what my name is?

Megan: You told me silly.

Ace: I did?

Megan: Ye...

Ace: IT DOESN'T MATTER IF I TOLD YOU MY NAME OR NOT!!!

Megan: Pardon?

Ace: Never mind.

Megan: I think your gonna win your match against Tiger!

Ace: I don't think I know, I'm more physically gifted, I'm cooler, I'm...

Megan: Hotter!

Ace: Yeah I know, but she's a girl anyway so I don't see how you can compare us like that...

Megan: Well I was just letting you know

Ace: And I thought you didn't watch wrestling?

Megan: I lied

Ace: Mr. Rogers doesn't like liars!

Megan: Well good luck

Ace: I don't need luck....I need dairy products!

Megan: Milk?

Ace: No, cheese!

Megan: Bye Ace! OutlawZ Rule!

Ace: Bye....

(As Megan walks away Ace mutters the words www.angelfire.com/extreme2.acepage/ace.html)