(It's 9:00 AM Eastern Time, and Live With Regis and Kelly Ripa is about to air. Only Kelly Ripa has the day off. Taking her place for the day is HWC Superstar, The Ace Of Spades. The music for the show starts and Regis and Ace walk to their chairs)

Regis: Good Morning, Good Morning, we have a special host today, his name is The Ace Of Spades. He is a big fan of our show and we are a big fan of him, and a big fan of the HWC here at ABC. So Ace, how is your career going?

Ace: Are you gonna ask if that's my final answer! Are ya, huh Reege, are ya?

Regis: That is a different show which I host Ace. I know how popular the show is but don't get confused. This is Live, that is Who Wants To Be A...

Ace: MILLIONAIRE BABY WHOOOO! FINAL ANSWER!!

Regis: That's right Ace, that's the show. Anyway how is your career?

Ace: Who cares! I am sitting next to Regis Philbin and you want to talk about me! Such a modest man, folks isn't he modest!

(The audience applauds)

Regis: Thank you, well let's bring out our first guest, he is loved by children and their parents, Mr. Fred Rogers!

(Audience claps)

Ace: OH MY GOD!!I had no clue Mr. Rogers was on the show today!

Mr: Rogers: Hi Ace, Hi Regis.

Ace: Do you watch HWC, Mr. Rogers, do ya, huh huh, do ya?

Mr Rogers: Only a little bit, enough to know you are fighting, a woman named Tiger. I just love how women have these rights...

Ace: But you want me to kick her ass right Mr, Rogers!

Regis: You can't talk like that we are daytime television!

Mr. Roger: Oh dear, I don't want anybodies ass getting kicked.

Regis: YOU GOT MR. ROGERS CURSING!!

Ace: HOLY S**T!!

Regis: NO NO NO!!!!!!

Ace & Mr. Rogers: LIGHTEN UP MAN!!

Regis: I CAN GET CANCELED FOR THIS!!THEY CAN GIVE MY JOB TO THE WEAKEST LINK LADY!!

Ace: That lady is so f**kin' funny.

Mr. Rogers: No no no Ace, that kind of language is not good for the children.

Ace: Sorry, but Tiger curses!

Mr. Rogers: Tiger is a bad woman. She isn't talented and shouldn't be on television for cursing like that.

Regis: You tell her Mr. Rogers!

Ace: Mr. Rogers you are a smart man can you help me out with something?

Mr. Rogers: Well sure Ace, what can I help you with?

Ace; If some one says "yar did dumb dere jobber and dis is dat you suck dem dere yars" what are they saying?

Mr: Rogers: I haven't a clue Ace, who would talk like that?

Ace: An uneducated feline named Tiger!

Regis: Sounds like she went to school on one of those little busses!

Mr. Rogers: Now Regis making fun of someone for being not as smart as you isn't very nice!

Regis: But YAR!!

Ace: What about dere, dem, dat, did, and da Reege, what do they mean! I tried to teak Tiger some correct grammar and English language but she ignored me!

Mr. Rogers: Ignoring isn't nice, Tiger if I was your father I would make you go to school get a GED, and wash your mouth out with soap. Now I am usually nice and don't say things like this, but you are not behaving yourself. I think you need a time-out.

Ace: YOU TELL HER!! TIGER, YOU BETTER LISTEN TO MR. ROGERS!!

Regis: well we have to take a break when we come back Sean Connery will be on the show ladies and gentleman. So stick around!

Ace & Mr. Rogers: AND THAT'S HIS FINAL ANSWER!

(Show cuts to a commercial)