Date-6/07/02
Time-10:00 AM
Place-Ace's Huge-Arse House
"Damn, I already put in a full days work, and it's only 10 in the mornin'. Not even half way done yet. I still gotta go to work tonight. 25 friggin' bucks to wrestle! Man, I think it's time for a new job. I'm not making any money this way. I can barely afford to pay the mortgage on this mamm-jamma of a house. This used to be so much easier."
Date-6/07/02
Time-11:00 AM
Place-Ace's Huge-Arse House
{Phone Rings}
"Hello....I see....Uh-huh...Thanks for calling....Yeah it's no problem....Rescheduled for next month?....Thanks Mr. Ffohcsib, see ya then."
{Hangs Up Phone}
"They cancelled the damn show! Now what am I going to do? I really need to look at the Job Ads."
Date-6/07/02
Time-12:00 PM
Place-Library
Ace- Excuse me? Excuse me. HEY YOU!! A
LITTLE HELP!!
Librarian- SHHHH!! This is a library!
Ace- Well gimme a copy of the friggin' news paper and I'll stop shouting!
Librarian- (mumbling to herself) Punk...Here is your newspaper.
Ace- (Sarcastically) Thank you very much.
"Apartment Building Super? Nope...Full Time Mall Security
Guard? Maybe, there are babes at the mall at least...Personal
Assistant? A secretary I am not...Babysitter Needed? Parents should
watch their own children, that's what my mother did!"
Ace- Hey lady, here's your paper.
Librarian- Have a nice day.
Date-6/07/02
Time-1:00 PM
Place-Wendy's Drive-Thru
Ace- I'll take a Biggie Sized Coke, a Number 2, an
extra order of Large Fries, Chili, and a Burger off the 99-Cents menu.
Clerk- That'll be 11 bucks.
Ace- Dave sent me?
Clerk- Dave died.
Ace- We better leave off that Chili.
Date-6/07/02
Time-2:00 PM
Place-Ace's Huge-Arse House
"Well I ain't got nothing to do. I might as well turn on the tube....Hey it's Happy Days!
Date-6/07/02
Time-2:30 PM
Place-Ace's Huge-Arse House
"Well I still ain't got nothing to do. I
might as well keep watchin' on the tube....Hey it's Leave It To Beaver!
Date-6/07/02
Time-3:00 PM
Place-Ace's Huge-Arse House
{Phone Rings}
"Hello...Really...That is good news....8:00 PM...See ya there...Thanks for the call Mr. Ffohcsib."
{Hangs Up Phone}
"Hmph, the shows back on. Better get ready."
Date-6/07/02
Time-3:00 PM
Place-Ace's Huge-Arse House
{Ace leaves his house and heads to the bingo hall he will be wrestling at. The hall is 2 hours away}
Date-6/07/02
Time-4:00 PM
Place-Gulf Station
Ace- 10 bucks on pump 4
Gas Station Attendant- Sure thing. Ya know you look familiar.
Ace- Really?
Gas Station Attendant- Your a wrestler aint'cha! King O' Clubs or somethin'
right?
Ace- Yeah, that's me. I'm off to a match.
Gas Station Attendant- Good luck wit dat.
Ace- Thanks.
Date-6/07/02
Time-5:00 PM
Place-Bingo Hall
{Ace Arrives at the bingo hall. He talks to the promoter to find out who he is facing. He then looks for his opponent}
Date-6/07/02
Time-6:00 PM
Place-Bingo Hall
{Ace finds his opponent in the locker room area. His name is King Krusher.}
Ace- Hey, I'll be fighting you tonight.
King- So?
Ace- I thought you might want to run through a few sets, come up with something
entertaining.
King- What are you, some kinda professional.
Ace- Yeah I am.
King- Pfft, show me in the ring.
Ace- I'm going to work extra still with you big guy!
Date-6/07/02
Time-7:00 PM
Place-Bingo Hall
{Ace begins to stretch out, and psyche himself up for his match}
Date-6/07/02
Time-8:00 PM
Place-Bingo Hall
{Ace wrestles in his match. He clearly has outmatched Krusher from the
opening bell. Ace just strings him along for the hell of it, and to
entertain the fans. He end's the match with the "Ace's Wild"}
Date-6/07/02
Time-9:00 PM
Place-Bingo Hall
{The show is over. Ace picks up his money and heads home}
Date-6/07/02
Time-10:00 PM
Place-Ace's Huge-Arse House
"Hey, I made excellent time! There was no traffic at all, I got home in an hour flat! (Yawns) I'm going to take a shower and a nap"
Date-6/07/02
Time-11:00 PM
Place-Ace's Huge-Arse House
"I think I'll check my E-Mail."
~You've Got Mail~
"Sweet!...HWC Offices?...Re-opening?...Want me back?...Autumn Lewis...Kick Ass!! Let me just respond to this.--Hell yeah I'm in. Keep informing me with any new news. Sigend, The Ace of Spades--. Send, bada-bing, bada-boom."
"I think I better call Maxx and Viper. I'll do that in the morning, right now, I need some sleep, tomorrow I am going into 'Killer Training' mode!
Date-6/07/02
Time-12:00 AM
Place-Ace's Huge-Arse House
{Ace falls asleep}