(The cameras of the HWC are scanning through a College. While scanning the come across a door that says Sexology 101. The little perv that is filming opens the door and see's a familiar face teaching the class. It's the Ace Of Spades)

Ace: Class sex is a wonderful thing. It is to be held between a man and a woman or two women or 2 women and one man but never under any circumstances two men or any variation of 2 men.

(Student raises hand)

Ace: Yes Billy

Billy: Professor Ace, do you know anybody who participates in man to man activities.

Ace: I have my suspicions. I think a man named Spork and his grandpa perform activities with each other. I also believe a man named Bloody Tampon does. He is holding the HWC TV Title for me. I am gonna take the title from him as soon as I get my match. But back to class.

(Ace turns to the board and writes how many partners should a one person have?)

(A female student raises her hand)

Ace: Yes Aretha, would you like to answer?

Aretha: Yes I would. I believe the answer is one.

Ace: This should have been a male's only class. Females are to look pretty and have used for sex. The correct answer is...

(Professor Ace is cut off by a student who looks like a pimp)

Pimp(in superfly voice) Yeah, the correct answer is unlimited!

Ace: Damn straight Johnson! Time for your final!

Students: NOOOOOOOOO!

Ace: Don't worry it isn't an essay!

Billy: Yes it's multiple choice!

Ace: Not exactly. Every one pair up with a partner!

(A few minutes pass)

Ace: OK any group that has to male's in it failed. (Billy and his partner leave the class room with their heads hanging down in shame)

Ace: OK any group with two females automatically pass. However you can get a higher grade so listen.

Aretha: Professor Ace, me and Orangejello just want the passing grade, if that's OK.

Ace: That's fine, you may leave. Now for the remaining 3 groups. You will all have sex, the loudest group passes, the second loudest group has to write a good essay and they will pass, the quietest group fails miserably.

(After 10 minutes the quiet group is finished. It didn't last long and no noise what so ever was made. They failed miserably an F)

Ace: John and Rebecca you both fail, you will never have a good sex life!

(Another 10 minutes pass and the semi quiet group finishes up)

Ace: Larry and Kristin, not bad. But sit down and write your essay. Don't worry you will be passing the final.

(30 more minutes pass and the final group is still going at it. They are loud and seem to be havin' fun with their final. A few more minutes pass and they finish)

Ace: Jesus Christ Almighty. A +, you guys rule.

Viper: Thanks Professor Ace, are you teaching Sexology 102 next semester?

Ace: You betcha!

Viper: Cool, c'mon Lizzy let's go to the van and study!

(The HWC camera man goes to the bathroom to relieve himself)