OLD SKOOL!!

{On the HWC-Tron a man is seen in a parking lot behind a building..  He is wearing a hoodie and baggy jeans.  He is leaning on the back of his car and some hardcore rap is playing.  The man look towards the screen and removes his hood.  The man is The Ace Of Spades.}

Ace: Yo!! The OutlawZ are going Old Skool Gangsta, you got that my nig...

{A midi of NWA's **** The Police is heard}

Ace: That's my cell yo.   I'ma take dis....word?...no doubt?...ahem....it seems I've had a little misunderstanding.  The OutlawZ aren't going Old Skool Gangsta afterall, we're just going old school.  That's no problem, I'll fix this.

{Ace removes the hoodie and underneath is an Ace of Spades T-Shirt.  He motions to the camera crew to follow him around the building.  On the other side of the building we see a "Carvel" sign.  Ace walks into the building and looks through some of the flavors.  A man walks over to him.}

Carvel Employee: What can I get you sir.

Ace: I want a Chunky Monkey Ice-Cream cone.

Carvel Employee: I'm sorry sir, we don't sell Chunky Monkey ice cream.  Can I offer you a nice cold, refreshing thick shake?

Ace: I want Chunky Monkey!!  This is what I'm always talking about, a white man walks into an Ice Cream shop and the racism hold the white man down.  Well I won't stand for it!!

Carvel Employee: Please don't tell my manager sir.

Ace: Who is your manager?  Is he another White Repressor??  Yeah I bet he is.  Just like that Kidd Rock.  Well let me tell you something Kidd, Kidd spelled backwards is ddik, and rock spelled backwards is kcor!!  And come Mind Games you're just going to hafta learn that the hard way.

Carvel Employee: Excuse me sir, you're making a scene.  I'm going to have to ask you to leave.

Ace: LOOK AT THIS!! Asking the white man who is yelling into some cameras to leave.  Just like That Scooby Doo wannabe Tiger.  Well listen he Scooby, you don't have Scrappy to fight your fight this time!!  It's going to be Mano y Puppy.  And I may not believe in cruelty towards animals, but heck, I'll make an exception this time!!  When I'm through with you, you'll be able to say Heavens To Betsy!

Carvel Employee: Look, I asked nicely, but now I have to be stern! Please leave the premises or I'll be forced to call the police.

Ace: What do you think?  I'm some kind of an Outlaw?

Carvel Employee: Wel...

Ace: Well you're right!  I am.  I'm 1/3 of the OutlawZ, and another1/3 of The OutlawZ is Maxx Imum.  And he too, tries to hold the white man down!  I'm not going to be held down!!  I'm not going to be treated like some white piece of trash!  RODNEY KING-RODNEY KING-RODNEY KING

Carvel Employee: I just called the police, the authorities are on their way here....hey where'd he go?

{Behind the Carvel Ace is running to his car.  He looks back at the camera...}

Ace: I ain't getting arrested, I'm a superhero, and I have the strangest hankering for beer and nuts.  Viper's Pub here I come!

{Ace jumps in the car and drives out of the parking lot.  Once out on the open road, Ace speeds away.  The camera crew cuts the feed, and the HWC-Tron fades to black.}