Inside of the home of The Ace Of Spades is an HWC Camera crew.  They are in a dark, almost completely black room.  The only light is a very dim red light.  There is only one chair in the room.  It is a big arm chair.  In the chair is The Ace Of Spades.  He is sitting with his arms on the arms of the chair.  He is wearing his normal wrestling attire, save for his hat.  His semi-shaven head is exposed.  He is sitting with great posture, and he looks very calm.  The calmness is NOT reinforced by the tone of his voice when he speaks.

Ace:  Can you guys please explain to me why I'm sitting in the fuckin' dark?  I can't see shit!

Cameraman: Well Ace, we thought it was a good atmosphere.

Ace: A good atmosphere for what?  I'm giving a promo, not starring in a softcore porn.  Turn the lights on!

Cameraman: Sure thing Ace.  Let me just make a note so the film editors know to take this out of the final version.

Ace nods his head and the cameraman turns the lights back on.  He returns back to behind the camera and gives Ace the signal to begin talking.

Ace: Ladies and gentlemen, you are looking at the future HWC WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!!

Ace pauses for a few seconds, so that when the promo is aired the fans have time to cheer.

Ace: First allow talk about my good friend Maxx Imum.  Maxx, before you try to steal the show with your lovely ladies, allow me to introduce to you.....THE ACE DANCERS!!!

Two girls dressed in some funky "Ace" outfits enter the room and begin to shake it.

Ace: Maxx, not only do my lady friends look better than your chicks, they can dance too!!  Yeah, shake it babies!! On second thought, save that shakin' for my Mind Games victory.  You may now leave the room.

The Ace Dancers disco dance their way out of the room.  The camera follows them until they are completely out of the room.  When they are gone, the camera goes back on Ace.

Ace: Tigger, you are next on my list of people to talk about.  You see, you don't say it, because ya can't, but you want us to know that kickin' ass is what tiggers do best.  Well Tigger, you won't kick my ass, in fact I'm gonna pound your ass.....I'm gonna pound it into a pack of lunch meat that it.  And then after your lunch meat ass has been packaged, I'm gonna talk to it!!  And I'll leave it in my pants.......whoa, ranting like a little punky ranter.

Ace: And finally Mr. Hall Of Famer himself, KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID KIDD ROCK ROCK ROCK!!  Bawitdabaw da bang da bang diggy diggy, diggy says Ace is gonna kick your ass all around the ring.  You being in the Hall Of Fame doesn't scare me.  I will defeat you an here is why...

Ace rips off his overall strap and reveals a T-Shirt with the Ace-Man logo on it.

Ace: I am Ace-Man!!

Ace stands with his hands on his hips like Superman and the camera shuts off.

Cameraman: That's a wrap Ace.

Ace: Like hell it is.  Remember that porn I was tellin' ya about.  You are filming it my man.

Cameraman: Sweet, who is the chick.

Ace: Not chick my friend.  Chicks, I'm talking plural.  Bring in the Ace Dancers!!!