(Inside of the HWC's Finest headquarters, the Fortress Of The Finest, sit the world's mightiest mortals. Ace-Man and The Patriot are sitting at the meeting table playing a game of America Monopoly. Ace-Man rolls a 3 and moves his piece 3 spaces.)

Ace-Man: Go directly to traffic jam, do not pass main street do not collect $500!! Damn it!

(Patriot laughs at him while Ace-Man mutters a few curses under his breath.)

Ace-Man: Laugh it up Flag-Lad!

(Patriot scowls.)

Ace-Man: Not to self, never call Patriot Flag-Lad....Anyway, maybe you can do me a favor. I've been getting followed lately, but whoever the stalker is, is always 2 steps ahead of me. I need you to find out who the stalker is.

(( Patriot picks up the dice and rolls a five, moving his piece five spots landing at the White House.  Reaching into his pile of money Patriot pulls out a hundred dollars and pays it to the bank.))

Patriot: So you need some detective work done and have no clue of who did it. Sounds like a job for an American hero!!

(Ace-Man nods his head acknowledging Patriot. Ace picks up the dice and rolls it. He gets a 6. He begins to move his piece but Patriot interjects.)

Patriot: You're in a traffic jam big guy, you lose a turn.

Ace-Man: I hate board games....I'll kick my heroics up a notch, maybe it will lure the sick and sadistic stalker our of hiding.

Patriot: Wonderful idea my card game friend. As you wonder around the United States fighting crime I will find your stalker. America protects their friends and this will be no different!

(( Patriot rolls the dice once again this time getting a one, landing on the Traffic Jam spot ))

Patriot: Cursed game! It looks as if we both are stuck. I will find your stalker before the week is done. Yet I have to inform you we have a match against two un-Americans...

Ace-Man: un-Americans you say? The worst would be Germans, what with World War I and II still fresh in my mind. Descendants of Hitler would totally suck.

(Ace-Man rolls his dice and gets a 4. He lands on a choose a card option. He picks up the first card of the deck.)

Ace-Man: You must pay a 10% property Tax on everything You own?!?!? We are so playing Clue next weekend!!

Patriot: Germans, well my friend it seems as if your fears have come true. We have a match this Slaughter against..Die Zerstorer!

(( Patriot slides the board back waiting for Ace-Man's reaction. Ace-Man slams his fist on the desk and the board jumps a bit.))

Ace-Man: CONFOUND IT PATRIOT!!!  The evil German's must pay for their actions.  The Treaty Of Versailles did not work, but the Vengeance Of the HWC's Finest will!!

(( Patriot jumps to his feet and stands with his chest sticking out. ))

Patriot: Ace-Man you are true! HWC's Finest must stop the evil of the Germans forever, we have to do it together!  America will take its pay back in full force!

(Ace-Man rises to his feet as well.  He points to the ceiling of the Fortress Of The Finest and looks at the American flag which is hanging.)

Ace-Man:  Join me Patriot.  Join me in saying our countries great pledge!

( Patriot nods his head and they both place their hands over their hearts. )

Both: I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America and to the republic for which it stands, one nation, under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all!

(Ace-Man removes his hand from his heart and reaches it out to Patriot.  The 2 men shake hands.)

Ace-Man: Let us begin our missions.  Let us stop evil crime, hunt down vicious stalkers, and defeat the dastardly Germans!!  And in the true spirit of America, let us do such things on Pay-Per-View!

(The two heroes laugh for a bit, as the scene fades out.)