Ace is in his Chevy eXtreme driving down the highway. Driving on the highway sucks in America, traffic sucks, nobody lets you cut over, than jackasses are on their cell phones not paying attention. And don't even say that "I complain too much" because I live in New York and its the land of all traffic. And even though traffic sucks everywhere, it sucks even more in New York because every New Yorker has an attitude problem and road rage. Luckily this isn't New York. It's Florida. And Ace is driving around looking for a hotel. The big PPV is in a few days now, and Ace is on a natural high. Especially with what happened just the other night.
Ace: Man, I'm stoked for this match. I am so out of the funk I was in. I'm ready to do some serious ass kickin' and some name takin'! And when it's all said and done, I'm going back to Angie. We had a night filled with wild sex! Whoo-Wee was it good!! And I'm talking to myself again. I'm just gonna listen to some tunes.
Welcome to the jungle
We've got fun 'n' games
We got everything you want
Honey, we know the names
We are the people that can find
Whatever you may need
If you got the money, honey
We got your disease
CHORUS:
In the jungle
Welcome to the jungle
Watch it bring you to your
knees, knees
I wanna watch you bleed
Welcome to the jungle
We take it day by day
If you want it you're gonna bleed
But it's the price you pay
And you're a very sexy girl
That's very hard to please
You can taste the bright lights
But you won't get them for free
In the jungle
Welcome to the jungle
Feel my, my, my serpentine
I, I wanna hear you scream
Welcome to the jungle
It gets worse here everyday
Ya learn ta live like an animal
In the jungle where we play
If you got a hunger for what you see
You'll take it eventually
You can have anything you want
But you better not take it from me
CHORUS
And when you're high you never
Ever want to come down, YEAH!
You know where you are
You're in the jungle baby
You're gonna die
In the jungle
Welcome to the jungle
Watch it bring you to your
knees, knees
In the jungle
Welcome to the jungle
Feel my, my, my serpentine
In the jungle
Welcome to the jungle
Watch it bring you to your
knees, knees
In the jungle
Welcome to the jungle
Watch it bring you to your
It' gonna bring you down-HA!
Ace: This looks like a good one.
Ace looks out the window and sees a hotel and resort. He pulls into its parking lot and parks the car in a spot. He enters the hotel and goes right to the main desk. A man is at the desk.
Ace: You guys have a gym on the premises?
Clerk: Sure do.
Ace: Good, I'll take the room for 4 days.
Clerk: Sure thing sir.
The man does some work on his computer and Ace throws a charge card at him. The man rings up Ace and then hands him a card key for his room.
Clerk: Here you go sir, and good luck on your match. I'll be rootin' for ya.
Ace: Thanks bro.
Ace walks out of the hotel and goes to his car, he takes out a suitcase from the trunk and then walks in the building from a side entrance. He goes straight to his room and puts the suitcase on top of one of the dressers. Then he goes into the bathroom. He closes the door, and, well do I really have to get into this? I mean sure descriptive is nice and all, but I'm sure you guys don't need to hear this. If you really want to let me know, but I doubt anyone is going to ask to hear.
Anyway, stay tuned for the New Adventures Of The Ace Of Spades.