The Ace Of Spades is at the gym lifting weights and training hard.  He has already finished his bench pressing, military pressing and pec decks.  Right now he is doing some squats.  The weight is a heavy amount, in the upper hundreds.  Around 250-300 pounds.  Sure a lot of people can do more, and if Ace exerted some energy, he probably could too.  But right now, 250 will suffice.  He is going to be at the gym for at least another hour, so there is no need to over-exert himself.  He doesn't need to pull anything before the big match on Sunday.  As Ace finishes his last rep and puts the bar down a muscular man comes over to him.  He is talking in an Arnold Schwarzenegger-esque accent.

Man: My name is Sphen, and I see that you puny body can not lift more than 250 pounds.  You are a weakling and I am here to PUMP *clap* YOU UP!!

Ace: Are you shitting me?

Sphen: I shit you not, puny earthling.  Your body is as strong as a 2 year old baby girl's.  you need my help, I will be your personal trainer, and I will get you you.  I will PUMP *clap* YOU UP!

Ace: You can not be fucking serious.

Sphen: Oh but I am.  And if you want to become a champion weightlifter you will hear me now and listen to me later!

Ace: I'm not trying to be a champion weightlifter.  I'm trying to be a champion wrestler.  And that's besides the point.  By you talking to me you are not allowing me to train.  Get the hell outta my face.

Sphen: You rudeness will not be tolerated Small-Child.  I will teach you respect and how to train like a man.  You will be able to toss your opponents Mr. Wrestler, and you will win that title.

Ace: I don't need your help.  Thanks anyway Sphen.  Now if you please, I'll be getting back to my lifting.

Sphen: Allow me to lift more than you.  And then you will allow me to PUMP *clap* YOU UP!

Sphen puts another hundred pounds onto the bar.  And lifts it.  He is struggling, and Ace can tell because of the look on his face.  He begins to scream and breathe hard.  Sphen is only able to get one rep.  And then he puts the bar down.

Sphen: That is what I am talking about!  I am bigger and better than you!

Ace: Sh'yeah, and monkeys are gonna come flying out of my butt!

Ace goes to the bar puts it on his shoulders and does 2 reps.  He has a easy time with the first one, and the second one he struggles some, but not as much as Sphen.  He completes both with great form and puts the bar down.

Ace: Maybe I should PUMP *clap* YOU UP!!  Now get to steppin' son.  I gotta train, and you are totally ruining my juice.

Sphen: The only juice you need is Creatine and Protein.  Allow me to get you some.

Ace: Dude!!  What are you dense?  Get out of my face....ya know what, you stay here.  I'm leaving.  Balley's Total Fitness can kiss my arse, I'm going to Synergy.

Sphen: Ah yes, my 5th cousin thrice removes works there.  His name is Sparticus.  Tell him Sphen sent you.

Ace: Jesus H. Christ!!  I'm having my own gym added to my house.  I'm cheap once, just once, and I say "No, fuck the gym!  Add another bathroom."  And it comes back to bite me on the ass.

Ace storms out of the gym and goes straight to his car.  He is stopped by a young lady.  She looks to be around 22 years old.  She is very attractive, and has a stellar body.  She has dark black hair, and a perfect tan.  She is wearing a short hot pants, and a bikini top.  She also has sunglasses with light blue frames covering her eyes.

Attracitve Woman: Hi, my name is Angelina DiRuocco .  But everybody always calls me Angie.  I saw you in the gym, and you look mighty fine.  Wanna chill some time?

Ace: You're gorgeous & you're Italian.

Angie: 100% Italian!

Ace: Mama would love you.  You free tonight?

Angie: Sure am.  I know a classy Italian restaurant, it's called Mama Verde's.  You got any paper and a pen?

Ace: Uhhh, no paper, but I got a pen.

Angie: Gimme.

Angie takes the pen from Ace and scribbles the address of the restaurant on Ace's hand.  Ace looks at the address and then looks at Angie.  Angie smiles, and Ace give her a wink.

Angie: See ya there.

Angie walks away and into the parking lot.  She gets into a red Jeep Wrangler and then drives away.

Ace: And she drives a Wrangler.  I think I'm in love...Well I better get ready.  Ace is gettin' lucky tonight.  "I found my thrill...on Blueberry Hill!"

Ace walks through the parking and lot and hops into a black Chevy eXtreme, with flames painted on the hood, and bullet hole decals on the doors.  He drives away, and if you look into the rear view mirror, you can see Ace's face, and the big smile going across it.