A Poem By The

It was Saturday Slaughter, and inside the ring
A wrestler was waiting, for a bell to go ding.
Ace was in a corner, with no need to prepare,
Since he knew in three days, Creeper would be there.

The fans held there signs, and wore Ace hats, in colors of reds,
They were all waiting for the two men to bump heads.
With Creeper in the match, it's almost sure to be crap,
Hell if weren't for Ace, during this match I would nap.

Then A Blasting Rob Zombie Made Such A Clatter,
And the fans all booed, for they knew what was the matter.
And Out walked the Creeper looking dull and rather rash,
Most fans hated this guy, much more than a rash.

Creeper entered the ring, and fans yelled "OH NO!
This guy's gonna wrestle!  And I have no where to go!!"
"Don't Worry" said voice, that sounded so near,
I will kick his ass!  The Ace Of Spades is here!

Ace hit a strong piledriver, and swift superkick,
But itt wasn't as painful, as the punch to Creeper's dick!
"OW" yelled Creeper! "I Curse Ace's name!!"
Ace laughed, and more punishment came.

Punch! Kick! Chop! And other moves that maim!
DDT! Clothesline! They hurt just the same!
On the top of the turnbuckle, Ace now stood tall,
And with a mighty Frog-Splash, Ace would fall!

Just like Green Lantern, in the air Ace would fly,
And with a plummet to Earth, Creeper's air went Buh-Bye!
Ace then scratched his head, and thought what to do,
"I'll kick you're ass more!  Like lion at the zoo!"

And then in his head, a light bulb went poof,
I'll knock your ass out you big stupid goof!
Ace picked up a chair, from off the ground,
And it crashed on Creep's head, with a big giant bound!

Covered blood from his head to his foot,
His brain was so rattled, it ht most likely was soot.
Under the ring, was many a thumbtack,
OW! Ace slammed them on Creeper's back!

With all of this pain, how could Creeper feel merry?
Surely he didn't, now he could be a kid of Jerry!!
And now Creeper's head, Ace kicked with his toe,
Will all of this punishment continue to grow?

Next to Creeper's head, laid a pile of teeth,
Now when seeing his bro's daughter, he'll hafta say neith.
Ace continued to fight, and kicked Creeper in the belly,
And then Travis Best, screamed "WHOA NELLY!!"

Why is Mr. Spades so violent, this isn't Ace's old self,
Bust Ace doesn't care, he mounting Creeper's head on a shelf!
Then Ace locked his arms around Creeper's head,
If he squeezes any harder, Creeper sure will be dead!

Continuing to fight, Ace was focused on his work,
He didn't care about Creeper, he was only a jerk.
On Creeper's tombstone, maybe he'd leave a rose,
but will Ace be so caring, nobody knows.

After a 3 count all of Ace's fans would whistle,
And to the locker room, Ace flew like the down of a thistle!
Then in a cold sweat, Ace woke up full of fright,

Man what a dream, Creeper sure is a scary sight!