Why do you people always pick night time to engage in dastardly doings?  I do
try to have a life on occasion!

Lemme just tell you sucka, I'm pretty fly for a white guy, and my baggy pants can
hold a whole lotta jewels homeslice!

Hold the phones G-Funk, did you just call me a homeslice?  What the
hell do I look like an omelet?

This is a racial thing ain't it?  You people are always the same,
tryin' to hold a brother down!

Why do you Bad Guys, and I use the word "guys" loosely, always hafta be so chatty?
And in case your color blind, I'm white, and you're white, no racial things here Spud!

(Ace-Man punches the bad guy in the face and a tooth flies out as the villain
hits the floor.  The tooth is made of  solid gold.  The bad guy scurries on his hands and
knees to get his tooth, and Ace-Man looks on in disbelief)

You're kiddin' me right?  You aren't goin' after the tooth are ya Sparky?

(Ace man reaches into his utility belt for an Ace-A-Rang, but pulls out a hunk of meat instead.  
Ace-Man looks shocked and gasps.  After the evil-doer picks up his tooth he looks
at Ace-Man and laughs.)

You're going to beat me with your lunchmeat?

As a matter of fact....I AM!

(Ace-Man throws the meat in front of the criminals feet and the thief trips over it, 
landing right in front of Ace-Man)

Now don't you feel sheepish.

Baah

(Ace-Man ties up the thug and calls the police, leaving an anonymous tip before leaving the scene
of the crime.  As Ace-Man is swinging through the skyscraper filled sky he lets out a loud...)

YEEEEE-HAAAAA!!!