{The place is a billiards hall.  An empty one at that, there is only one light on, it is hanging over one table.  Playing at the table is The Ace Of Spades.  Next to the table a camera tripod is setup.  Ace continues to hit some balls around, before he looks up into the camera.  When he does, he speaks in a calm, steady voice}

Ace: Johnny, you ask why you are jealous, and I feel like we've been through this over 1000 times, probably because we were, but heck what's one more?  You are jealous of me because no matter what you do, the fans will still love me more.  You can say the fans mean nothing to you, but they do, we both know that.  While I was making as ass out of myself running around as a superhero, they still cheered for me.  You can say that they were laughing at me instead of with me, but that would be a lie, a lie told to make you feel better.  And Johnny, let's face it, you know I am the only challenge you have in this match, and that bothers you.  You don't think I'm worth a dime, but knowing you will have to fight your cold, little heart out makes your skin crawl.

{Ace picks up his cue stick and hits another ball in.  He grabs some chalk, chalks up his cue, and then hits another ball, it goes into the corner pocket.}

Ace: And Johnny, like the 8-Ball, you will be last.  You will be the last person I knock down, the last person I defeat, the last person to fall by my hands.  I know from experience that you fight hard, and you will do anything to win.  I also know that you will be my only competition.  And I know that I will overcome any obstacle that you think you can put in my way.  I'm ready for you, but trust me when I say this, you are not ready for me.  Despite what you think, you have never faced The Ace Of Spades that you will be facing this Saturday.

{Ace hits a few more balls, he banks a few off the sides of the board, but nothing goes in.}

Ace: And Neurosis, I have not forgotten about you.  But you have already written me off of your list.  No, strike that, you have written Ace-Man off of your list.  But Ace-Man, is not the man you are fighting.  But still your theories do hold true.  I still am the good guy, and the good guys do usually have the tougher battles.  Because, as you said, the villain will cheat.  But need I remind you, that in the end the heroes always come out on top?  After the beating, the hero, stands up, looks the villain in the eye, and he says, you can't win.  And then the hero pounds the holy Hell out of the villain.  Do you really want to be the villain?  Do you want to beat me senseless, but not be able to do anything about it?  You don't know  what you are getting yourself into.  Be like Bulldozer, get out while you still can.  I see a bright future for you, but it may never come to be, especially if you tick me off.

{Ace hits more balls and knocks the rest in.  Every ball goes into a hole, except the 8-Ball.  When Ace has just this one ball left he looks into the camera again}

Ace: And to the never present, Mr. Mute Steve LaSalle, I've said all I need to say to you.  Just know that your time is coming.  Know that you will not escape me.  A fate worse than death awaits you.  I'll be serving you that plate on a silver platter.

{Ace laughs and hits the Ace ball into the side pocket.  The game of pool ends and Ace shuts off the camera.  The scene fades to black.}