FEAROD'S HOUSE OF LOVE AND CHAOS

This is my pathetic attempt to make a website. I am trying to create it in HTML, which is foolish cause I haven't got a clue about HTML. But before you cuss me, remember:

• I am better than you
• Women consider me a sex God
• One day, this will be a 'porn heaven'
• I AM FIDEL FÉAROD, YOUR RULER

  You know pretty much who I am, and what I'm like. But if you don't, or you want to know a little bit more about me (although there isn't much to know), then click on My Profile

  Unfortunately, Akram Zitwa-Green (+44939118534) has tampered with my poll. I am ignoring any 'HAHAH Look at your face!" votes from now on. I apologise to those that genuinly think I am ugly, and wished to say so. My 'To Kill' List

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