Lauren Marie Melms...A Biopic

UPDATED 9/19/09

So You Wanna Know More About Me, Eh? Ok, I'll Tell Ya


1. What time is it? 7:22 AM

Personal

2. Do you want to answer these? Yes
3. Name? Lauren Marie Melms
4. Name spelled backwards? smleM eiraM neruaL
5. What is your quest? TO MOVE TO CANADA!!
6. Nickname? Lori/LaurenM
7. Age? 26
8. Hometown? Phoenix, AZ, USA
9. What were you born in? St. Joseph's Hospital, i think
10. Where do you live now? Phoenix
11. What state? Arizona
12. Ever going to move? OF COURSE I AM!!
13. Would you rather live somewhere else? YES! Toronto
14. Birthdate? 10/10/1982
15. When do you blow out your candles? whenever i freaking want
16. Day you were born? not sure
17. Zodiac sign? Libra
18. Do you know what that is? Yep
19. Sex? Female
20. Height? 5'3"
21. Weight? NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!
22. Eye color? blue
23. Hair color? brown
24. Any siblings? Yes.. one sis, one bro
25. Names and ages? Paula, 43..Joe 44
26. Do you get along with them? Not really
27. Any pets? YES! a cat
28. Names? Zoe
29. Parents? No..died
30. Names? Barbara and Rick
31. Do you get along with them? How can i? they're dead
32. Married or divorced? n/a
33 .How long? n/a
34 .Website? THIS ONE!
35 .Email? mrskarkaroff at yahoo.com
36 .AOL s/n? ImgnryFrnd3514
37 .Yahoo s/n? ihearttoronto
38 .ICQ? n/a
39 .MSN? LMandTMFrvr at msn.com
40 .How many people are on your buddy list? in all? um...probably 70
41 .Phone number? not telling
42 .Personality? *milk spills

School

43. Do you want to answer these? no..skipping this
(44-57 skipped 'cause i'm a loser)

Relationships

58. Do you want to answer these? yah
59. Have a significant other? sorta
60. What is their name? Zach
61. How old are they? 30
62. How long have you been going out? for about a year
63. Have you been faithful? no
64. Do you have a crush? yes
65. Who? Chris
66. Do they know you like them? YAH!
67. You ever going to tell them? he knows
68. Do you have an online crush? that's him
69. Who? CHRIS STUPID!!

In the Past 24 Hours Have You?

70. Do you wonder why I'm asking these questions? no
71. Had a serious talk? no
72. Hugged someone? no
73. Fought with a friend? no
74. Cried? Yes
75. Laughed? Yes
76. Made someone laugh? no
77. Bought something? no
78. Cut your hair? no
79. Felt stupid? no
80. Talked to someone you love? no
81. Missed someone? no

Have-you-ever ?

82. You want me to tell you? No
83. Smoked? had a puff..i hate it
84. Stolen something? Yep
85. Done drugs? yes
86. Drank? Yea, on occasion
87. Gotten drunk? nope
88. Eaten an entire box of Oreos? There's always an Oreo question, and Yep
89. Been dumped? yah :(
90. Had someone be unfaithful to you? Yep
91. Hiked up a mountain? sorta..more like a hill
92. Stayed home on Saturday night, just because? Yep
93. Been in love? Yep
94. Seen the White House? Yep..pics and tv
95. Seen the Eiffel Tower? no
96. Try smoking? Yep
97. Played monopoly? Yep
98. Seen Titanic? Yep, saw it 1000000000 times
99. Kissed someone? Yep
100. Tried a weight loss program? no
101. Jumped on a trampoline? Yep
102. Colored in a coloring book (and had fun)? Yep
103. Had a bubble bath? Yep
104. Been on a plane? no
105. Been on a boat? Yep
106. Been on a train? yes
107. Been in a car accident? yep
108. Ridden an elephant? no
109. Made a web page? yah..*shifty eyes*
110. Played with Barbies? yah
111. Stay up all night? Yep
112. Shoved stuff under your bed to make your room look clean? Yep
113. Called a psychic or sex hotline? yes
114. Watched Jerry Springer? yah
115. Gotten in trouble for talking in class? Yep
116. Been afraid of the dark? Yep
117. Been in the hospital (not visiting)? Yah
118. Had stitches? yah
119. Dumped someone and regretted it? nah
120. Gone out with more than one person at a time? yah
121. Lied? yes
122. Been arrested? Nope
123. Fallen asleep in class? probably
124. Gotten in trouble in class? Yep
125. Used food for something other than to eat? yah
126. Met a celebrity? does online count?
127. Broken the law? yes
128. Ever loved someone so much it made you cry? yes
129. Hated yourself? Yep
130. Been brokenhearted? Yep
131. Broken someone's heart? no
132. Are you a virgin? no
133. Done something really stupid? yes
134. Been arrested? THIS WAS ALREADY FUCKING ASKED!
135. Hurt a friend? yah
136. Broken a bone? yes
137. Ever had a crush on a teacher? yes

Favorites

138. Why do you want to know? I don't
139. Guy name? Tony ;), Balthazar
140. Girl name? Maya..etc
141. Nationality? Canadian
142. Color? purple
143. Holiday? Christmas
144. Day of the week? Friday
145. Restaurant? Mimi's Cafe
146. Fast food restaurant? Subway
147. Food? pizza
148. Animal? cat
149. Pet? cat
150. Store? Wal-Mart
151. Mall? Metrocenter
152. Clothes brand? n/a
153. Soda? Diet Coke
154. Alcohol? Mudslide
155. Instrument? clarinet
156. Season? winter
157. Number? 69
158. Radio station? n/a
159. Song? "Slow Dance" by Keri Hilson
160. Sport? hockey
161. Vacation spot? Toronto
162. State? don't hate one
163. Country? Canada
164. Flower? roses
165. Perfume? dunno
166. Thing to do? go online
167. Actor? TONY MUNCH & Lorne Cardinal
168. Actress? Kate Winslet 169. Saying? sweeeeeeet - Cartman
170. Car? PT Cruiser
171. Month? October
172. Cartoon? Kim Possible
173. T.V.Show? i got TONS
174. Website? THIS ONE
175. Book? Harry Potter
176. Quality about yourself? hair
177. Your best friend? Becky
178. Your best guy friend? Chris
179. Your best girl friend? Becky
180. Fruit? bananas
181. Vegetable? cucumber
182. Meat? chicken
183. Quote? : THIS WAS ALREADY FUCKING ASKED!!
184. Saying? : ISN'T THIS THE SAME AS A QUOTE? shit...
185. Type of movie? horror
186. Candy? snickers
187. Language? English
188. Magazine? People
189. CD? no CD's..mostly mp3's on the comp
190. Store? Fry's
191. Movie? Cinderella Man
192. Day of the week? friday..duh
193. Singer? Keri Hilson
194. Band? Green Day

Misc. [btw, i'm NOT putting any more spaces between numbers and questions...it's hard work, dammit! fuck that]

195.Why are you so curious? my hand hurts
196.Like to swim? Yep
197.Like to dance? no
198.Have a pool? yes
199.Have a car? Nope
200.Going to get a car? no
201.Your motto? what's a motto with you? LOL!!
202.What do you look for in a friend? Someone who can understand me
203.What do you look for in the opposite sex? Someone who can make me laugh, accept me for who i am, etc
204.Time you get up? 7pm
205.Time you go to bed? 6am
206.What color are the sheets on your bed? i have a spongebob blanket on it right now
207.How many pillows? 3
208.Ever skip school? yes
209.Have you ever been convicted of a crime? Nope
210.What did you eat for dinner? beeferoni
211.What are you wearing? usual cheap shit
212.What movie makes you cry? Titanic
213.What book makes you cry? don't read
214.What song makes you cry? n/a
215.What/Who makes you laugh so hard you cry? Larry the Cable Guy
216.What is your favorite possession? My computer
217.What physical, tangible possession do you want most? new computer
218.How badly do you want it? Very VERY badly
219.Have you ever seen 'The Exorcist'? yes
220.How long did it take you to understand why that question is here? *counts sheep*
221.Does Christmas music played too far away from Christmas annoy you? yah
222.How old do you think you will be before you stop liking getting older? 40
223.What was the best Halloween costume you ever had? some cat costume
224.What was the worst Halloween costume you ever had? a stupid witch
225.What holiday do you think has still managed to retain its original meaning? New Years
226.There are currently no federal holidays during August-what should be put there? Sleep All Day day
227.How good is your short-term memory? good
228.How good is your short-term memory? WTF?
229.(Not very good I see, I repeated that question, did you notice?) OMG, ur a loser
230.How good is your long-term memory? not too well
231.What is your earliest memory? When i was little
232.What is your happiest memory (other than receiving this survey)? Going to Toronto
233.What is your strangest memory? playing with a clothes basket
234.What is your worst memory? getting attacked by dogs
235.What song, movie, etc. do you wish you could memorize? i don't know
236.What song, movie, etc. do you seem to memorize unintentionally? A lot of Britney Spears songs..:(
237.What size are your feet? 8
238.If someone you had no interest in dating expressed interest in dating you, how would you feel? EXCITED!! 'cause it's rare
239.Do you prefer getting to know someone first before dating them or going "blind"? sure
240.Could you carry on a relationship with someone with the same first name as a family member? yah
241.Have you ever wished it was more "socially acceptable" for a girl to ask a guy out? YAH
242.What's your opinion on sex without emotional commitment? whatever gets the job done
243.Have you ever been romantically attracted to someone physically unattractive? yah
244.Do you think the opposite sex finds you good-looking? not really.
245.Would you be willing to give up sex in exchange for an emotional commitment you knew would last? no
246.Do you laugh when you hear or read the number 69? no
247.Were you lying about your answer to the previous question? No
248.Do you actually know your Social Security Number? yes..it's 123-45-6789 LOL
249.Do you actually know your IP address? no
250.Do you know what an IP address is? yah
251.Do you know the four-character extension on your ZIP code? no
252.Ever think there were too many numbers floating around in our lives? Yes
253.Does your head begin to hurt when you think of infinity,imaginary numbers, irrational numbers, etc.? yes
254.What do you think of pi, you know, 3.14152967 etc..? it's stupid
255.Do you have a driver's license? Nope 256.Do you sometimes see a movie or watch a show just because a good-looking celebrity is in it? yes
257.What celebrity's autograph do you want most? Lorne Cardinal
258.Have people ever said you looked like a celebrity, and if so, who? no
259.If there was to be a movie about you, who do you think should play you (in personality, looks or both)? Personality wise- ??? dunno
260.Does it ever annoy you when you know someone is a celebrity but you can't remember who they are? yah
261.If you could enter any celebrity's mind like in "Being John Malkovich", whose would you enter? Tony Munch
262.Do you want to be John Malkovich? no..
263.Have you ever wished you could experience being the other gender? yes
264.What do you love most about the other gender? not sure..a lot of stuff
265.What do you dislike most about the other gender? n/a
266.What do you understand least about the other gender? everything
267.Mac or PC? PC
268.How much do you actually care about the inner workings of your computer or is it only as long as it works? I care a lot lol
269.Do you ever begin preferring IMs to other forms of conversation? All the time lol
270.Do you find you're different talking through IMs than face-to-face or on the telephone? Kinda
271.Have you ever bid on something on eBay and regretted it later? no
272.If you had been born a member of the opposite sex, what would your name have been? probably something stupid like Abbot
273.Would you name a child of yours after you? no
274.If you had to switch first names with a friend of yours, who would you switch with? Becky
275.What's the way people most often mispronounce any part of your name? Melns..hehe
276.If you were to become famous, would you drop your last name (like Madonna, Cher, Roseanne)? Yes
277.Like to give hugs? Yep
278.Like to walk in the rain? Yep
279.Sleep with or without clothes on? Without
280.Prefer black or blue pens? black
281.Dress up on Halloween? Not anymore
282.Sleep on your side, tummy or back? tummy
283.Think you're attractive? No
284.Want to marry? Who? yes..i dunno
285.Have a goldfish? No
286.Ever have the falling dream? yes
287.Have stuffed animals? Yepperz
288.Do you believe in the traditional view of Heaven and Hell? yes
289.Do you think God has a gender? not really
290.Do you think science counteracts religion? i guess
291.Do you believe in organized religion? Yes
292.Where do you think we go when we die? i dunno
293.How easy is it to make you laugh? Yepperz
295.Do you laugh at jokes you know you shouldn't? Hehe Yep
296.Do you tell jokes you know you shouldn't? Yep
297.What words instantly make you laugh or at least smile? poop..etc
298.What do you think is the funniest thing you've ever said or written? poop plops in pot ploppily
299.Do you ever dance to music when nobody's watching, when someone's watching? no
300.What is/are the worst song(s) you have ever heard? MOTHERFUCKING POPOZAO!!!!!!!!
301.What song(s) do you wish you could understand a little better? dunno
302.What song(s) are constantly in your head? 90's stuff
303.What song(s) do you think describe your personality best? dunno
304.If you were to serenade the object of your affections, which song(s) would you use? dunno
305.If the object of your affections were to serenade you, what song(s) would you hope he or she used? Bitch..by..i forgot
306.What movie(s) do you love that nobody else seems to? Titanic
307.Do you agree with the idea that sequels are always worse than the original? no
308.Who's your favorite Star Wars character? Padme
309.What kind of movie do you think there should be more of? Scary Movie
310.What movie(s) do you simply not understand the appeal of? westerns
311.When eating, are you more concerned with taste or healthiness? taste
312.What's your favorite kind of cheese? parmesan
313.What do you think your answer to the previous question reveals about your personality? no
314.If you knew exactly what went into Chinese food,hamburger meat, etc., would you still eat it? i hate oriental..so no
315.Do you ever feel guilty eating meat? no

Friends

316.What a unique category, don't you think? no..
317.Are you sure you have friends? Uh huh
318.Best friend? A lot of them...
319.Second-best friend? Chris
320.Email the most? David
321.Call the most? David
322.IM the most? Chris
323.Best friend of the opposite sex? David
324.Best offline friend? Becky
325.Best online friend? Chris
326.Which friend do you dislike the most? right now? Becky
327.Person you can always confide in? David
328.Person that you can talk to for 12 hours straight and never get bored? Chris
329.In a fight or annoyed? all
330.Friend's house you sleep at the most? Zach's lol! ;)
331.Friend's house you wish you could sleep at but can't? Chris
332.Who is the first number on your speed dial? David
333.Who would you take away on a week vacation? Chris
334.Craziest? David
335.Weirdest? David
336.Most fun? Becky
337.Saddest? Chris
338.Quietest? Chris
339.Who knows you the best? Becky
340.Who do you know the best? David
341.Who do you like to shop with? n/a
342.Talk with? All of them
343.Trust the most? n/a
344.Flirt with? Chris
345.Laugh with? All of them
346.Give advice to? All of Them
347.Who gives you advice? All of Them
348.Best singer? n/a
349.Best athlete? n/a
350.Who is the nicest? Chris
351.Who is the meanest? Becky
352.Best dancer? n/a
353.Best writer? Kaytee
354.Best smile? Chris
355.Most creative? Kaytee
356.Best dressed? ??
357.Best shoes? ??
358.Who doesn't care if they lie? Becky
359.Who can't lie? Chris
360.Most innocent? Chris
361.Most innocent looking? Becky
362.Rebel? Becky
363.Moodiest? Kaytee
364.Happiest? Becky
365.Cutest? Chris

Do/Are/Who's?

366. It's because I'm bored, can't you figure that out? Loser
367.Religious? Kinda
368.Try to be fashionable? No
369.Think fashion is important? No
370.Get along with your family? Not really
371.Get along with your friends? yah i guess
372.Get grounded? no
373.Know any foreign languages? a little french
374.Run into walls/doors? Yep
375.Blonde? At heart? no
376.Who do you talk to most online? Chris
377.Who do you talk to most on the phone? David
378.Are you a bum? Yah
379.Do you get online a lot? YAH
380.Do you shower? yes
381.Do you hate school? yah 'cause i'm not in it
382.Do you have a social life? no
383.Do you trust people easily? NO NOT NO MORE!
384.Have you ever lied to your best friend(s)? yah
385.Are you a dare devil? NO
386.Would you ever sky dive? no
387.Do you like to dance? no
388.Are you funny? yes
389.Are you a serious person? Yes
390.Do you make friends easily? no
391.Do you work out? no
392.Do you like to work out? no
393.How much can you bench press? I don't bench press
394.How much can you lift? I can lift my living room couch lol
395.Are you a popular person? nooooooo way
396.Do you have plans for your future? YES
397.Do you plan to go to college? Yes
398.Do you play sports? No
399.Do you like sports? No
400.Do you play an instrument? i DID play the clarinet
401.Know what you want to be when you get older? doing office work
402.Ever been out of state? Uh huh
403.Out of the country? Yep
404.Do you like to travel? yes
405.What do YOU think of the way you look? I don't like it.
406.What do YOU think about your attitude? It's okay
407.What do you think about life after death? it'll be fun
408.What do you think about karma? It hates me
409.What do you think about love? it sux right now
410.What do you think about fate? it's ok
411.What do you think about yourself? *runs out of cookies*
412.What do you tell yourself if times get hard? it could be worse
413.What would you give your life for? my cat
414.What do you think about your first love? right now? he's a fucking MORON and i hope i never see him again
415.What do you think about the first person that loved you? see above
416.What are you scared of? the dark, dogs, heights, loud noises, etc
417.Do you cry easily? Yes
418.Who/What is something/someone that has touched you? o_o
419.What was the saddest moment of your life? when i left Toronto
420.What would life be without friends? the same
421.Without family? better
422.Without you? w/o me? better
423.Are you deep? yah
424.Do you think love is once in a lifetime, or just chance? chance
425.Do you like your town? HELL NO
426.Do you wanna get out of your town? YES
427.What design/logo is on your mouse pad? a kitten
428.What color is your mouse pad? yellow/white?
429.Drink a lot of water? yes
430.Have a cell phone/beeper/etc.? n/a
431.Do you like amusement parks? yah
432.Have you ever been to 6 Flags? no
433.What name brand do you wear the most? probably walmart crap
434.Do you like taking pictures? Yes
435.Do you like getting your picture taken? No
436.Do you have a tan? no
437.Do you get annoyed easily? yes
438.What are you hobbies? computer, internet, PhotoShop, tv, movies, music, etc
439.Do you have your own phone/phone line? n/a
440.Do you have any posters/pinups on your bedroom walls? n/a
441.Are you sick of this survey yet? yes my arms hurt
442.Do you get good grades in school? Kinda
443.How do you vent your anger? Crying
444.Are you a role model? No
445.Who do you look up to? TONY
446.Who do you trust the most? no one
447.Do you have any piercings? no
448.Do you have any tattoos? no
449.Do you dream a lot? Not really
450.Do you daydream a lot? Yes
451.Have you had a nightmare lately? No, not really
452.Do you have any allergies? yes
453.Do you have any health problems? Depression, ADD, etc
454.Do you like animals? Not really..just cats mostly
455.Do you have any pets? this was asked already
456.Do you like siblings? yes
457.Do you have glasses/contacts? yes
458.Do you have braces? no
459.Do you have a job? No
460.Have you ever been fired from a job? yes
461.Who did YOU want to be President? me
462.Who would you vote for, if anyone, and why? me
463.Do you have a curfew? no
464.Are you a vegetarian? No
465.Could you be a vegetarian? no
466.Have you ever thought about suicide? Yes
467.Do you like coffee? yah
468.Do you have a sweet tooth? I SURE DO!!
469.Do you like horror movies? Yes
470.Do you like to spend or save your money? spend
471.Do you keep your room clean? no
472.Do yours well? I DO MINE VERY WELL!!
473.Do you eat vegetables? yes
474.Are you a flirt? Yes
475.Are you good at flirting? not really
476.Do you like to go to parties? no
477.Do you still go trick or treating? No
478.Are you an angel or a little devil? lil devil
479.Do you get along with people? sometimes
480.Have you ever just started dancing/singing in the middle of somewhere? no
481.Have you ever won anything? Yes
482.Do you have a water bed or a regular bed? reg
483.What size? twin
484.Do you get bored easily? Yes
485.Do you play golf? Nope
486.Do you play miniature golf? Nope
487.Do you like tennis? Nope
488.Are you flexible? Nope 490.Would you like to be cloned? NO!
491.What are your opinions on cloning? it should be used only when necessary but if it is actually accomplished
493.Scaramouche,scaramouche, will you do the fandango? WHAT??!??!!??!
494.Did you like this survey? no
495.Are you sorry you began filling it out? yes
496.What questions do you wish it had asked? SEX STUFF
497.How would you have answered them? in a sexy way

THE TWO MOST IMPORTANT QUESTIONS 498.When was the last time you let the people you love/people who are important to you know you love them/that they are important to you? i dunno
499.What do you want the people who are reading this survey to know? TONY MUNCH RULES!!

500.What time is it? 7:55am


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Here's some pics of myself..taken on 1/19/03