The Squirrels Are After Me... DOGS KNOW

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Are After Me

So, you think you know it all, huh? Right, but now you're probably thinking, "Wow, this guy is NUTS!" And that's just it. The word "nuts" just placed right into our language by the Secret Organization of Squirrels (SOS) to make us sub-conciously think, "OH, how cute; the little squirrel is so sweet." You better watch your back though. These seemingly cute RODENTS are all after us. They continually plot against us, always trying to gain control of the human race.

This website is dedicated to warning the general public about these mysterious creatures. If you want to know more, follow these links. If you are a "non-believer" you may EXIT now, but keep in mind, you have been warned.

NOTE: At this time, all of the links go to something, but most do not have any contents as of now. Please take this into consideration while perusing this site.

ANNOUNCEMENTS

NEW Additions, 10/17/00 --

There is much to be added to this site. If you have any ideas or comments, simply e-mail them to the address at the bottom of the page.

NEW-- NEWNEWNEWNEW, 11/22/01 -- Happy Thanksgiving from Adam's house. Its been exactly one year since I put anything new up. Let's celebrate. Party @ Adam's. Free Beer!
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NEW Additions, 11/23/00 --

There is a sign of change in the CREDITS portion of this site. CHECK BACK OFTEN FOR UPDATES EVERYWHERE

NEW Additions, 10/17/00 --

There is a new SQUIRREL FORUM!!! See Below... CHECK BACK OFTEN FOR UPDATES IN THE FORUM!!

NEW Additions, 10/15/00 --

I added a site for all of the links to go to, so at least they all go to a page that says, "COMING SOON!"
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On the topic of other pages: There are many ideas being fed to me from various sources for the Squirrels in the Media section. So that is being worked on as we speak. Also, the credits are coming along nicely. Other than that, all I can say is... "HOLD YOUR HORSES!"

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