The Electric Wheelchair....of DOOM!!!
Ok. This happened to me on January 8th and I'm typing it up soon after it happened. It's after lunch and I
went out to the hallway. Barbra, Martha and Amanda were around but not in our usual spot yet. So I'm just
standing there and the guy who is in the electric wheelchair is coming down the hall. I don't think anything of
this so I just keep standing there not even looking in his direction. Barbra was standing sorta nearby and we
were just waiting around for Amanda and Martha to come from where ever the hell they went or maybe Charlie
or Tim or even Bruce. So I just keep standing there. Then all of a sudden...BAM!! The wheelchair guy guns
it and rams right into my leg!! He hit so hard that the front wheels came off the ground. The wheelie bar saved
him. So I look up and see Barbra quickly and descretly walking away. I could tell she had to bite her tongue
to keep quiet. I'm just like "What the hell?" and the two people who are taking him around fix his little thing
but don't bother to move him. He's just sitting there. . . on my leg. . . .it hurt! So finally they wheel him
off. Barbra comes back and all I have to say is "Shut up Barbra" and she bursts out laughing. Needless to say
it was funny as hell (and hell is VERY funny) and I was laughing as much as anyone. Well my leg and
ankle are all stiff. But I'm pretty sure that Martha kicking me didn't help it at all. =) Damn you Martha.
Anyways, below is the pic of the wound. It's kinda hard to see thanks to the Quick Cam but *shrug* whatever.
Note this is from my knee looking down
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