Ren & Stimpy Shop at Sears

Ren and Stimpy: A True Portryal of Sears' Customer Base
One night Tiffanie and I (Barbara)
were in juniors, just hangin our and talking. (WM's note - That's why the managers like me better then Barbara
'cause I either don't get cought or my manager encourages it :P)
We are standing around and we see two guys and girl come into our department.
One guy was REALLY short and skinny and the other was big and oaf like. We
saw this and nicknamed them Ren and Stimpy. We see the girl go in the
fitting room and the two boys FOLLOW HER INTO THE ROOM. Tiff gets all red
and runs in there saying "Ren and Stimpy if you are in there, you have ten
seconds to get the hell out or I'm comin in!" Tiff gets a little heated.
They walk out of the store in a huff, only leaving us with a heap of clothes
in the fitting room and the stench of something like old onions and macaroni
and cheese. Only at Sears people, only at Sears.
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