Bitchness 101
"This is your bitch gland."
Good Morning Class! I'm glad to see you could finally make it on this wonderful BITCH of a day! The first part of our lesson will deal with our BITCH gland, the part from which all BITCHness derives. The second part of class will deal with the human reaction to the BITCH in all of us. And, of course, the third and final segment will be a special heart to heart from yours truly: Professor BITCH.
The BITCH gland. A mystery to modern science, until I graduated from BITCH College, in BITCHdom. You see, the BITCH gland was a little known part of all of us, located right around the diaphragm: With it, we intake every day BITCHshit, and digest it to fit our mode of BITCHreality(This topic will be covered in future classes). Without our BITCH gland, we would become so overwhelmed by the inherint BITCHness of the world, that we would surely fall over and colapse from BITCH poisoning before very long. This leads us to the next topic.
With the BITCH gland properly in place within us all, the human body slowly begins to grow an immunity to the ever-increasing BITCHpolution which is invading our BITCH of an Earth. The body can only take so much BITCHshit however, before a break down occurs. This breakdown is known as the BITCHassness effect. When this system shock is undergone by the human body, all sanity leaves the mind, and what is left is a frightening sight-What we term as a BITCHzombie. The BITCHzombie produces 5 to the BITCH power times the ammount of BITCHreality harming BITCHpolutants than the normal BITCHenhances human. So much so, in factm, that special tactical BITCHbombs have been developed to destroy this menace. Let us hope they succeed in their BITCHenhanced goal.
Sadly enough, we have come to our last portion of this class: The heart to heart with Professor BITCH. This is my time when I can tell you all that, you really are BITCHes in the truest sense-And I am so very proud of you all. So, until next time, have a BITCH of a BITCHful day!
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