Pat:Can I join in?
Stephane:NO!!! Why are you even here?
Pat:Well I was worried when you didn't come to school today.
Stephane:Take your sims cd and leave.
Pat:Fine, I'll call you tommorow, shall i say seven.
Stephane:*Sigh*
Right at that moment the host from wiz quiz walks in.
Host:A little known fact about me is that my real name is Glen
*Stephane throws Pat into Glen, only to find out that they're fusing.
Stephane:That was unexpected.
Audience laughs.
Stephane:The only way to stop them is to throw something crappy at them.
*throws a Radio Shack telephone.Only to find out that it's also fusing into them*
I'm too lazy to write the rest so use your imaginations to think of an ending.
Stephane's(insert s-word here) story (sss)
Stephane:Mike i just burned your new Weezer cd
Mike:Ya, that was 5 minutes ago, and i might add that it's their old cd(cheap laughter)
Stephane:Let's go to the apple factory!!!!<-(Extra ! means extra cool)
Mike: You mean the orchard?
Stephane:exactly, Dude wheres my car.
Mike:ah crap now your making dude wheres my car references?
Stephane:The car turned out to be at the ostrich man's house
Mike:I don't care, weren't we going to the orchard?
Stephane:No, we're going to the apple factory.
At the apple factory...
Stephane: Seems to be closed it's a real ghostown in there.
Mike:what are you talking about there's alot of people in there. But how many apple jokes can you make? let's get out of here.
At the gym jam...
Stephane: didn't this place close down a few years ago?
Mike:What did you just see...
Stephane:but...
Mike:What did you just see.
Andrew walks in.
NOTE:Introducing a new character is just a poor attempt to boost low ratings.
Andrew:hey look chalk!
Stephane:You sound excited.
Andrew well i just came back from the apple factory.
Mike:so you came from the apple factory and then headed straight for the abandoned gym jam(Note:the gym jam is abandoned)
Andrew:exactly
Stephane:that sounds like a pretty poor way to run your life.
At the canning factory...
Stephane:Can I reuse boiled SNAP Lids?
Mike (who seems to be the new tour guide):Yes, remove SNAP Lids from the water and dry with a towel. Store in a dry spot until ready to use again. Re-boil as directed for next use. Try to avoid re-boiling lids more than twice.
Stephane: How do you know this and how do I prepare my mason jars and SNAP Lids prior to use?
Mike: Well you just have to visually inspect mason jars for nicks, cracks, uneven rims or sharp edges that may prevent sealing or cause breakage. Check screw bands for proper fit on your mason jars and be sure SNAP Lids are scratch-free. Wash jars and lids in hot, soapy water; rinse well. Place mason jars on a rack in a boiling water canner. Fill with water and place over high heat. For all recipes requiring less than 10 minutes filled jar heat processing time, sterilize jars before filling by boiling them at least 10 minutes in altitudes up to 1,000 ft (305 m). Leave jars in hot water until used. (For altitudes higher than 1,000 feet (305 m) above sea level, refer to Canning Basics) Boil SNAP Lids 5 minutes-not longer-to soften sealing compound. Leave in hot water until used. For additional information, see Canning Basics and Step-by-Step.
Andrew: The altitude of Ottawa is 114 m.
Stephane: If there was a stupid contest lukas would win.
Ok i've finnaly found a plot that i think i'll stick with for the rest of the story.(note:if you are reading this you should seriously reevaluate you life)
Mike:Oh no, I've lost the recipe book that I was supposed to keep until the boss comes back, good thing he comes back in two weeks the only thing that would screw me today was if the boss came prematurely from the vacation.
Boss: I have come prematurely from my vacation, now where's that recipe book i told you to take care of?
Mike:uhh... I think i left it in my car.
*Mike runs away*
...At Mike's house
Mike:I can't remember where i put that book.
Stephane:Where was the last place you saw it?
Mike:I remember going to the Incubus concert.
*Mike's flashback*
Mike:Hey Incubus whenever you hear your own voice in a recording do you think your voice sounds funny?
Incubus: Actualy that's a problem i have because..........Mike where did you go?
*end flashback*
Andrew: So your saying Incubus stole it!
Mike:That's not what i'm saying at all
Artur walks in
Artur: Mike i'm returning that recipe book you sent me.
Boss:God bless everyone.
