Mission's of the Day !!!Warning!!! !!!Try this at Home!!!

Mission of the Day #1: Kick a stranger in the groin, and say “My imaginary friend threatened me to do it!”

Mission of the Day #2: Walk into a random stranger‘s home and ask the first person you see if they know who Andy Dick is.

Mission of the Day #3: Take a dump in a urinal, and if someone walks near you say, “Get outta my stall!”

Mission of the Day #4: Light a bag of burning poo and leave it on your neighbor’s doorstep, then ring the doorbell.

Mission of the Day #5: Walk into incoming traffic.

Mission of the Day #6: Take a pee off Dani‘s balcony, and say, “Look Ma, no hands.”

Mission of the Day #7: Drink a gallon of milk in under an hour.

Mission of the Day #8: Read up on the sex book Kama Sutra, get a blow up doll, and perform the sexual acts in the middle of your local mall.

Mission of the Day #9: Do something that will get you arrested!

Mission of the Day #10: Tell your neighbor you have Genital Warts!

Mission of the Day #11: Go to a drive thru, order a drink, and throw it back at them.

Mission of the Day #12: Go to K-Mart and over the P.A. system say, “Blow Job Special, two for one in aisle seven.

Mission of the Day #13: Pretend your frogger and run across the freeway, just remember you only have one life remaining.

Mission of the Day #14: Stick your foot in the high sucking powered filter of your friends spa, then sue him for the foot that gets sucked off.

Mission of the Day #15: Put a scratch and sniff on the bottom of a pool, and tell someone to go try it.

Mission of the Day #16: Stare at the sun till you go blind.

Mission of the Day #17: Slap a rattlesnake in the face with your barehand, and say “You‘re my bitch now!”.

Mission of the Day #18: Squint your eyes all day like an asian (No offense to asians, if you take it the wrong way, shame to you buddy!”.

Mission of the Day #19: Cough up a lung, I hear it said all the time, but never seen it happen!”.

Mission of the Day #20: Put peanut butter on your penis, and have your dog lick it off (This idea was motivated by Jered Horn, who has done it!”.

Mission of the Day #21: Prove TuPac isn’t dead!

Mission of the Day #22: Outta milk? Suck your nipple as hard as you can till milk comes out, also known as lactation!”.

Mission of the Day #23: Choke a donkey!

Mission of the Day #24: Cheat during an AP test, and make them rip up your test, voiding everyones test, causing anger with the counselors!

Mission of the Day #25: Call 911 and say you accidently got a carrot stuck up your ass.

Mission of the Day #26: Light your hair on fire till it all sizzles.

Mission of the Day #27: Break your pager by flushing it down the toilet.

Mission of the Day #28: Find out what the hell that light was on the top of that hill.

Mission of the Day #29: Sit on train tracks until you get hit by one!”.

Mission of the Day #30: Jump throw your bedroom window!”.

Mission of the Day #31: Handcuff yourself to a tree, throw the key out of your reach, and see if someone will unlock you!”.

Mission of the Day #32: Try to do as much damage to yourself as you can with paper cuts!”.

Mission of the Day #33: Put your tongue on sumptin frozen in your fridge, then while no one is there to save you, use your warm urine to free yourself!”.

Mission of the Day #34: Call KROQ and tell them that they suck balls!.

Mission of the Day #35: Approach a cop and flip him the bird!.

Mission of the Day #36: During class, just pee your pants!.

Mission of the Day #37: Put your finger in a cigarette lighter while a car is running!”.

Mission of the Day #38: Light a fart on fire!”.

Mission of the Day #39: Throw a big rock at the new Hitler Campus Supervisor!”.

Mission of the Day #40: Break Danimal‘s phone for breaking my snake score!”.

Mission of the Day #41: Thank Joe for getting a haircut, and laugh for now he‘ll be maced!”.

Mission of the Day #42: Pepper spray your dog!”.

Mission of the Day #43: Catch a peacock, and put a rubberband around it‘s beak!”.

Mission of the Day #44: Call and order a pizza to your house, then when it comes deny that you ordered it, and ask if you can have it for free!”.

Mission of the Day #45: Walk on burning hot coal, to join the Smack-A-Ho Tribe!”.

Mission of the Day #46: Flip Mr. P the bird in my honor, for he has made a big mistake!”.

Mission of the Day #47: Stick fire in your mouth, now that‘s a spicy meatball!”.

Mission of the Day #48: Bring a big stop watch that ticks loud to the drive-thru at McDonalds, too prove they can never beat the thirty second drive-thru time...Free Big Mac's for everyone!.

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Mission's of the Day !!!Warning!!! !!!Try this at Home!!! Mission of the Day #1: Kick a stranger in the groin, and say “My imaginary friend threatened me to do it!” Mission of the Day #2: Walk into a random stranger‘s home and ask the first person you see if they know who Andy Dick is. Mission of the Day #3: Take a dump in a urinal, and if someone walks near you say, “Get outta my stall!” Mission of the Day #4: Light a bag of burning poo and leave it on your neighbor’s doorstep, then ring the doorbell. Mission of the Day #5: Walk into incoming traffic. Mission of the Day #6: Take a pee off Dani‘s balcony, and say, “Look Ma, no hands.” Mission of the Day #7: Drink a gallon of milk in under an hour. Mission of the Day #8: Read up on the sex book Kama Sutra, get a blow up doll, and perform the sexual acts in the middle of your local mall. Mission of the Day #9: Do something that will get you arrested! Mission of the Day #10: Tell your neighbor you have Genital Warts! Mission of the Day #11: Go to a drive thru, order a drink, and throw it back at them. Mission of the Day #12: Go to K-Mart and over the P.A. system say, “Blow Job Special, two for one in aisle seven. Mission of the Day #13: Pretend your frogger and run across the freeway, just remember you only have one life remaining. Mission of the Day #14: Stick your foot in the high sucking powered filter of your friends spa, then sue him for the foot that gets sucked off. Mission of the Day #15: Put a scratch and sniff on the bottom of a pool, and tell someone to go try it. Mission of the Day #16: Stare at the sun till you go blind. Mission of the Day #17: Slap a rattlesnake in the face with your barehand, and say “You‘re my bitch now!”. Mission of the Day #18: Squint your eyes all day like an asian (No offense to asians, if you take it the wrong way, shame to you buddy!”. Mission of the Day #19: Cough up a lung, I hear it said all the time, but never seen it happen!”. Mission of the Day #20: Put peanut butter on your penis, and have your dog lick it off (This idea was motivated by Jered Horn, who has done it!”. Mission of the Day #21: Prove TuPac isn’t dead! Mission of the Day #22: Outta milk? Suck your nipple as hard as you can till milk comes out, also known as lactation!”. Mission of the Day #23: Choke a donkey! Mission of the Day #24: Cheat during an AP test, and make them rip up your test, voiding everyones test, causing anger with the counselors! Mission of the Day #25: Call 911 and say you accidently got a carrot stuck up your ass. Mission of the Day #26: Light your hair on fire till it all sizzles. Mission of the Day #27: Break your pager by flushing it down the toilet. Mission of the Day #28: Find out what the hell that light was on the top of that hill. Mission of the Day #29: Sit on train tracks until you get hit by one!”. Mission of the Day #30: Jump throw your bedroom window!”. Mission of the Day #31: Handcuff yourself to a tree, throw the key out of your reach, and see if someone will unlock you!”. Mission of the Day #32: Try to do as much damage to yourself as you can with paper cuts!”. Mission of the Day #33: Put your tongue on sumptin frozen in your fridge, then while no one is there to save you, use your warm urine to free yourself!”. Mission of the Day #34: Call KROQ and tell them that they suck balls!. Mission of the Day #35: Approach a cop and flip him the bird!. Mission of the Day #36: During class, just pee your pants!. Mission of the Day #37: Put your finger in a cigarette lighter while a car is running!”. Mission of the Day #38: Light a fart on fire!”. Mission of the Day #39: Throw a big rock at the new Hitler Campus Supervisor!”. Mission of the Day #40: Break Danimal‘s phone for breaking my snake score!”. Mission of the Day #41: Thank Joe for getting a haircut, and laugh for now he‘ll be maced!”. Mission of the Day #42: Pepper spray your dog!”. Mission of the Day #43: Catch a peacock, and put a rubberband around it‘s beak!”. Mission of the Day #44: Call and order a pizza to your house, then when it comes deny that you ordered it, and ask if you can have it for free!”. Mission of the Day #45: Walk on burning hot coal, to join the Smack-A-Ho Tribe!”. Mission of the Day #46: Flip Mr. P the bird in my honor, for he has made a big mistake!”. Mission of the Day #47: Stick fire in your mouth, now that‘s a spicy meatball!”. Mission of the Day #48: Bring a big stop watch that ticks loud to the drive-thru at McDonalds, too prove they can never beat the thirty second drive-thru time...Free Big Mac's for everyone!.