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"I'm so cute...Think I'll IM myself...lol" |
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"Gimme one reason to stay here, and I'll turn right back around."
From Tracy Chapmon's Song
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"Why are you looking at me?? It takes two to lie! One to lie and one to listen!"
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"Whoa!! Your av just gave me a body rush!!"
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"Gimme your number, I wanna call just to listen to you breath!" |
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"Someone has a SEVERE CACA MOUTH!!! Ewwwwwww!!!" |
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"I love you, we're a happy family...."
PART 1-This is sang by my 3 year old neice! VERY SWEET!]
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"With a great big hug and a kiss from me to you, won't you say you love me too?"
PART 2 |
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"I'll be right back!!!"
My 3 year old neice's voice again.
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"GOD MADE US SISTERS; PROZAC MADE US FRIENDS."
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"Someone annoys you,it takes 42 muscles to frown..only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm out n' smack 'em in the head" |
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"To handle yourself, use your head; To handle others, use your heart."
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"Learn from the mistakes of others. You can't live long enough to make them all yourself."
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"Don't play stupid with me! I'm better at it."
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"Now there sits a man with an open mind. You can feel the draft from here."
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"I used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead."
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"As I said before, I never repeat myself."
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"One nice thing about egotists: They don't talk about other people."
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"To be intoxicated is to feel sophisticated but not be able to say it."
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"Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday."
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"NEXT MOOD SWING: 6 MINUTES."
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"WARNING: I HAVE AN ATTITUDE AND I KNOW HOW TO USE IT."
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"YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT, SO PLEASE SHUT UP."
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"ALL STRESSED OUT AND NO ONE TO CHOKE."
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"SORRY IF I LOOKED INTERESTED. I'M NOT."
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"DON'T UPSET ME! I'M RUNNING OUT OF PLACES TO HIDE THE BODIES."
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"MY MOTHER IS A TRAVEL AGENT FOR GUILT TRIPS."
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"I'M ONE OF THOSE BAD THINGS THAT HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE."
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"I drink to make other people interesting"
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"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy!!"
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"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading!!"
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"Can't you see I'm already so drunk that I'm taking advantage of myself?"
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"If she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless"
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"You got an AM radio. It took you 9 months to figure out that you could use it at night."
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"Do you also think that Cheerios are Donut seeds???"
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"If you don't leave me alone I'll go and find someone else who will."
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"This would be really funny if it weren't happening to me."
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"I do whatever my rice krispies tell me to."
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(**giggles**) You are too cute for words! ;o)
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"Don't try to be funny will you Meathead !¿!"
From All in The Family's Archie Bunker
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"You are a Meathead.... Dead from the neck up!!!" From All in The Family's Archie Bunker
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"~~~~~Ahhhhhh Shut the hell up!!!~~~~~" From All in The Family's Archie Bunker
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"HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!!!" My 3 year old neice's voice
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"I MISS YOU!! WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN??" My 3 year old neice's voice
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"Je t'aime beaucoup!!" My 3 year old neice's voice {in french}
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"To say that you behave childishly, is an insult to children everywhere!"
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