This is Dawn. She is drunk, and lovely.

This is Chris. He is cheeky, and clever.

This is me. I am silly, and rude.

This is Sandy. He is loving and contrary.

This is Phil. He is mellow and adored.

This is Martin. He is ubiquitous and arch.

This is James. He is Scottish and appealling.

This is Ed (on the right). He is earnest and impressive.

This is Matt (with me). He is gentle, and inspiring.

This is Stefan He is elegant, and rare.

This is Abi. She is witty and wise.

This is Alistair. He is po-faced and able-bodied.