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29 Things To Do Before You're 30 ("We've all done it. I know I have" or "Why am I displaying these in blocks of five?")
1) Lie about your age for a guaranteed win, in a Blue Peter competition.
2) Spend a night alone, locked in a large shop.
3) Run up a down escalator. As an adult.
4) Break into your own house.
5) Accidentally take some class A or class B drugs.
6) Have a grafitti conversation with a stranger in a public toilet.
7) Get thrown out of a museum.
8) Get a library fine of more than £12.
9) Accidentally kill someone else's pet.
10) Get a court summons.
11) Try some rooftop van surfing, Teenwolf style.
12) Steal a fake gift from a public Christmas tree. Then give it to a loved one for Christmas.
13) Arrange the pillows in your bed into the shape of a sleeping body, draw a face on a balloon, and cover the whole thing with a duvet. Then go away for a month without telling your partner/housemates.
14) Ride home on a tractor.
15) Work hard at school, get a first class degree from a good university, move to London, stop reading books, stop going out, and spend night after lonely night lying awake in bed wondering which Ghostbuster you would do first.
Ashni of the week®:
Ashni " I can write faster than you, and more neatly."
Me " Maybe. But I can reach more light switches."
and, a rollover from last week-- Me: "If you learn all these you'll go to the top of the class!"
A " I'm already at the top of the class"
Me "Then go to the bottom and remember you're a lap ahead"
Not only did I invent the Text of the Week contest, I'm also winning other people's copycat competitions.
Webshell News
Richard's Appeal
"hello,
I want to go to New York. I can't afford it. But with more imagination than money, I had an idea - sell my junk unwanted possessions on eBay to pay my way. And make people read about it. So I started MeBay (http://mebay.blogspot.com).
The story has picked up by a couple of big US websites - bitchy-but-brilliant NYC blog Gawker (http://www.gawker.com/archives/009719.php) and www.fark.com amongst others. The site had 1,500 visits in its first 36 hours with no publicity.
But I need your help. I need you to tell your friends, work colleagues, anyone who might want to buy my stuff to head to http://mebay.blogspot.com. There's books, CDs, badges, t-shirts, videos, and loads more stuff going up for sale in the next week or so...
all the best,
MeBay"
MeBay2003@hotmail.com
mebay website
Why Not Try is adjourned.
Coming soon: Why Not Try- BEST OF
Texts of the week...
"Avalon? Well it only comes in Polish. Mine is Korean in Polish. The cover says 'stylish. mirracle. all the world.' korean english is the best" (Sandy)
"Goths are too cool. I always like to imagine them on a sofa laughing guiltily to 'Friends'" (James D)
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