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I shave my legs, I sit down to pee. And I can justify any, shopping spree. Don`t go to a barber, but a beauty salon. I can get a massage without a hard-on. I can balance the checkbook I can pump my own gas. Can talk to my friends, about the size of my a$$. My beauty`s a masterpiece, and yes, it takes long. At least I can admit, to others when I`m wrong. I don`t drive in circles, at any cost. And I don`t have a problem, admitting I`m lost. I never forget, an important date. You just gotta deal with it, I`m usually late. I don`t watch movies, with lots of gore. Don`t need instant replay, to remember the score. Don`t say to your friends, Oh yeah, I can get her. In your dreams, my dear, I can do better! Flowers are okay, But jewelry`s best. Would you look at my face, Not at my chest! Don`t call me a girl A babe or a chick. I am a WOMAN, Get it, you d!ck?!