This Is the Page To learn At GO TO SQURITS' PAGE, HE IS COOLER SO GO NOW!!

Other Supurb Pages on my page, click away, and Learn

****This is The page where you can go to learn about the website you are visiting, its cool like that, trust me its worth the time, i wrote it
****This is where you can learn about me and how to be like me and howcome I am smarter than you
****this is where you can go to see JEfFK, it is because of him I want to teach you, he is a demi-god (and I want to be a link on his website, so i will put him on mine..maybe somethingawful will want me too soon.. so... LOTAX IS KING OF SOMETHING!!! (now put me on your site LOWTAX)
****there is nothing here (or maybe there is, ive never clicked here), but angelfire had 4 links. and they had something stupid, and i dont liek to advertise for them. buttmonkeys. so click and get funky
****OK FAGS, I HAVE UPDATED MY SITE< READS HERE AND I WILL TEACHES YOU MORE!!! PLUS GIVE YOU NEWS, (ps, its not about dogs, poop, or gay.)

I GOT US FAMOUS AND NOW WE GET LOTS OF HITS! its a page of what people says about me and where they say stuff, they are improtant, you should read, 1/1/2001 NEW YEAR NEWY YEAR

THIS IS THE AWESOME PAGE OF SQURTIS THAT IS TALKED ABOUT ABOVE. GO THERE NOW, I COMMAND YOU STUPID REDNECKS GO!!!!!!!!!!

OK< insults were PROMMISED AND I PROMMIESED TO DELIVER WE ARE DELIVERING LIKE DOMINOS ON DRUGS!so clik here jackass 12/30/2000

THE DOGGIE PAGE IS FINALLY HERE JACKASSES! IT IS AWESOME IF I SAY SO MYSELF! AND I DO, CAUSE I TEACHES YOU GREAT AND ALLMIGHTY KING STUFF!!!!! 12/05/2000

NOW you can let me Know what you thinks its one of those thingies everyone wanted, a guest thingy, oh well, your not a guest, you can make your self at home and stuff. DONT STEAL MY SILVERWARE DAMN YOU, Ok, CLICK AND SIGN 1/1/2001

Ok, Now i have gotten you here, let me tell you some stuff. 1. pizza is yummy 2. Coke is by far the best drink ever, i mean ever. 3. Television isnt the death of society, it is the ruler of it 4. I am better than you 5. Hondas are good cars, but only if they work, if they dont work, i would rather have a toyota. 6. Walmart is a store where many funny things happen 7. i dont know html or what im doing, so Im going to teach you about life, and someone will teach me how to make a good web page 8. my name is fred. it really isnt, but i dont want you knowing my name, JeFFk says that people will haX0r your system and i dont have a system, i use the computer at work. (ill teach you how to look at porn at work some day.. its easy 9. I am better than you 10. EXOVARK HELPED ME GET STARTED SO I SAID I WOULD LIST HIM ON MY PAGE. HES A GOOD GUY < I WILL LINK TO HIS WEBSITE ON MY PAGE< IF HE TELLS ME WHAT IT IS< AND IF HE LINKS TO MY PAGE INDEPENDANTLY> NO STUPID "LINKS" PAGE THEY ALL GET LOST< I WANT A SEPERATE LINK... EXOVARK IS COOL HE DRAWS AND STUFF, HES NOT FROM CANADA.
This si squirtis' page, he teaches you about stuff dumb stuff but he puts me on his page and i get hits so he goes on mine (DONT CLIK HERE IT IS FULL OF GAY BLIND MIDGETS hAVING SEX WITH PONYS
ok, another link, but im on her links page she is on my front page, she will teaches you about some band, they are from canada,