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Murphy's Laws of Combat

The following is Murphy's Law of Paintball, this has been adapted from Murphy's Law of combat so certain parts will seem kind of odd. them.

  1. You are not a superman.
  2. If it's stupid but works, it isn't stupid.
  3. Don't look conspicious-it draws fire.
  4. When in doubt, empty your hopper.
  5. Never share a bunker with someone braver than you are.
  6. Never forget that your marker is made by the lowest bidder.
  7. If your attack is going really well, it's an ambush.
  8. No plan survives the first contact intact.
  9. All 5 second grenade fuses burn down is 3 seconds.
  10. Try to look unimportant because the bad guys may be low on paint.
  11. If you are forward of your position, the back players paint will fall short.
  12. The enemy diversion you are ignoring is the main attack.
  13. The important things are always simple.
  14. The simple things are always hard.
  15. The easy way is always guarded.
  16. If you are short of everything except for enemy, you are in combat.
  17. When you have secured an area, don't forget to tell the enemy.
  18. Incoming fire has right of way.
  19. Friendly fire isn't.
  20. If the enemy is in range-SO ARE YOU!
  21. No combat ready unit has ever passed inspection.
  22. Things that must be together to work, usually can't be shipped together.
  23. Radio's will fail as soon as you need support desperately.
  24. Anything you do can get you shot-including doing nothing.
  25. Tracers work both ways.
  26. The only thing more accurate then incoming enemy fire is incoming friendly fire.
  27. Make it tough for the enemy to get in and you can't get out.
  28. If you take more than your fair share of objectives, you will have more than your fair share of objectives to take.
  29. When both sides are convinced that they are about to lose, they are both right.
  30. Professional players are predictable, but the world is full of amateurs.
  31. Murphy was a grunt.

Funny Pics

Once again Clayton's obsession with paintball shows...

It's not white, it's just albino camoflage. And this was after Donald cleaned the paint off himself.