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6/26/02 11:3 PM Update Log by YouNG BLooD
Hey Everyone...lol 3 months since I have updated, and I apologize. Finals were hectic. Finally everyone has their Driver's License, and I think we'll be able to participate in more SoCaL Games! Summer has started off well, I can't complain at all! Well i'll work on updating the page more. Once again we're still working on purchasing gear and improving our guns. ViLe has already upgraded his SIG to 350 fps...that's a first step, haha. Well everyone enjoy your summer! Ah, omg...Seniors already...Life is going by too fast!

*instead OF A COMIC THIS MONTH, HERE'S A FUNNY ASS LINK (unless you didn't know, hyperlinks are grey on the A.W.S. Page. This text is grey, click it!)*

alright you cool doods out there. hmmm we'd seen some pretty funky things about airsoft in our lives and we just happen to segregate all the things that airsoft players and airsoft geeks seem to do out there. Here's the top 30 ways you know you have become an ultimate airsoft geek:

30. you eat plastic 6mm bbs with milk for breakfast and you add metal plated ones to add a crunch to your cereal

29. your girlfriend has a una-brow and is extremely muscular for her height and plays airsoft with an m249 Para on each hand

28. your "favorites list" on your computer happens to contain all the airsoft sites in the world...even if they accidentally include the words "air" and "soft" on the page somewhere

27. you are a proud owner of a handmade "i am a buyer of redwolf airsoft" t-shirt, underwear, and socks

26. you use silicon spray to wash your face

25. when someone exclaims that their toy sling shot is inaccurate, you try your hardest to glue an inner barrel to it

24. you use fake bayonets to cut your steak whenever you eat

23. people know whenever you arrive when they start to smell green gas in the air

22. you flatulate green gas

21. you modify your computer mouse pointer so that it is in a shape of an airsoft gun

20. you have a team member that has no gun but only makes "zap" sound effects whenever you shoot your AEG.

19. you mistake rabbit poop pellets for airsoft bbs and stash them in your bb loader for extra ammo

18. you have a pressure pad on either every laser pointer or flashlight you own in the house

17. your dog has bb welts on every inch of its body and its eyes are inflamed into the size of golf balls

16. you wear a camouflage suit to school everyday and duck every time someone drops a pencil in class

15. your bed is made of abs plastic

14. you chronograph yourself when you urinate to see what it's FPS is

13. you trade your corvette for a chance to meet "Tokyo marui"

12. you mounted an m249 para on your toilet

11. you weigh every airsoft bb pellet on a scale just to make sure you didn't get ripped off for the bag of excel bbs you just bought

10. the only picture frames of your family in your house are the ones you took of your new SR-16

9. your cell phone is in a shape of a Beretta pistol and it can shoot bbs when you dial a number

8. you play "connect-the-dots" with your bb welts from the game you played the other day.

7. you taped a scope to your CAW foam grenade shooting bazooka

6. once in your lifetime you got a bb stuck in your nose

5. your kidney stones are replaced by airsoft bbs

4. you put a laser on your airsoft mini

3. you own a bootleg copy of "black hawk down" and modify it so your face is on every soldier of team delta

2. you learn how to dodge bbs by doing the "matrix"

1. you nailed an RIS rail to your arm so that you can attach a grenade launcher underneath it

alright you airsoft geeks..you know who you are. its ok to come out and cry about it but you cool mooks should start learning how to get a life. and all you cool people who have not experienced any of these 30 things in your lifetime..well you guys should continue playing airsoft the way you do. alright doods, dont worry what people say about you and poop with pride.....eeerrrgghhh riiiigghht....anyways later.

-squid

 

 

JUST A REMINDER OF STUFF WE HAVEN'T FINISHED

1) Grim Reaper profile NOT FINISHED yet
2) Added sections like a Multi Media or Sounds page, Etc,...
3) More pics, cooler pics, oh what the hell? KICKASS PICS are going to be added later
4) Move to a more "professional" server 

 

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