Sad But Happy Ending For Derek
 
Today test conducted for final stages
 
WHITE PLAINS (Reuters) Jan 10, 2001 - "This is only a test of the Herchenroether Response Time System. If this were a real emergency, 5 real titanium G4 Powerbooks would have been ordered. Please remain calm. This is only a test" That is the message that when out today finalizing the data needed to launch of the Herchenroether Response Time System. Developed by The TD Group, a group of designers based in the Tallan White Plains office, the HRTS was the big news for the east coast designers.

In conjuntion with the launch of Extreme Asinine Behavior by The TD Group, the east coast now have a leg up on the west coast. Much celebration was witnessed as many gave their lives for a heroic effort bring the site to the masses.

"Some might say we have some major issues, but it was time the cream (east coast groups) rose to the top!," shouted Paul Baaske, a CSG designer on a undisclosed White Plains project. "I have it set as my homepage for all my browsers."

"It's got sports, music, and the HRTS! What else could you possibly need?," Erich Claxton, a CSG designer in the frozen tundra called white plains, stammered on, "I hear there's alot more to come."

About The TD Group

The TD Group is developers of ExtremeAsinineBehavior are based in the rich fertile east coast.

About The West Coast Group

They do some thing called AsinineBehavior or something like that
 

And here is the response from Bill Palmatary after the launch of the site.

Hilarious.


	I knew when asinine, our quaint little netapp teams site, got put on the
Tallan intranet... no good could ever come of it. In an odd turn of events,
the east coast, being familiar with producing no good, has paid me the
ultimate compliment. :)


	I dreaded from the moment asininebehavior.com got linked that I'd have to
deal with the CSG's response to it. I have to say it could have been worse.
I feel honored and violated at the same time...


	So cheers to our east coast brethen. It will be linked on
asininebehavior.com with the next update.


-Bill


p.s. If you guys would just use PC's, none of this would have happened.

Watch in coming months for revisions and addition to the site. We've got alot more to come and we hope you all enjoy it.
 

-TKN