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Dear avid fan(s) of this website, it deeply saddens me to inform you that Pretty in Pink | Robbie Williams Humour has finally been...UPDATED! Hah hah, scared you there for a second didn't I? You thought I was going to say my site was closing down didn't you? Tisk, tisk. I would never do that, well unless, you know, I got bored with it, but that probably won't happen for at least another few weeks or so. Sike...
I have, by popular demand, written a new story called, The Robfather. Not, that it's any good, but it's brand spankin' new and that's all that really matters, so enjoy. I'm also in the process of adding a review of Robbie's book, Somebody Someday and, to top that all off, I've got a few other links hidden up my sleeve- like a friggin' magician!
Now, on a sadder note, Gary Barlow's official site has been finally shut down. My thoughts? Will anyone actually notice the difference?
I think not.

Next, to the Jedi dork that keeps signing my guestbook, it's a friggin lightsaber. If you're gonna sexually harass me with Star Wars lingo, at least know what the hell you're talking about, Yoda the Dumb. Otherwise, save it for your next convention.

Why? Good Question
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Beginning Of The End
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*Looks around* Wow, this is a pretty nifty site, huh? Yeah, I know, I'm the one who made it. See those pictures? I made those. And see all those links? Yup, made those too. As you can tell I'm very talented. Now, now, don't get all jealous just because I'm so multi-talented and you're not. I'll tell you what, I'll let you be my friend and that way you can at least say you have a multi-talented friend. Now, isn't that nice of me? Of course it is!

Since we're on the subject of multi-talented people, maybe I should take this time to tell you that this is a site devoted to the chipped beef on toast that just whips my tiger panties into a frenzy, Robbie Williams.

Now, if you're thinking this is your normal, well thought-out, informative, everything and anything you want to know about Robbie Williams site, you're thinking all wrong. You see, to make a site like that would require me to actually have computer skills, and I barely know HTML, so as you can see that just wouldn't work out. I'm not saying my site has an inferiority complex or that it feels inadequate, but if you want to know when the last time Robbie took a crap was, and I know how some of you fans are and you really want to know, you're not going to find it here. However, if you're looking for a twisted American's opinion on England's pimp daddy of pop music, then hey, rock on and welcome to my site.

Deep Thought: Would Robbie still have the same kind of sex appeal if his name were Clarence?


Answer: I don't think so.

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