Start your morning off right with a delicious and nutritious Pop Tart. Made from 100% pure Robbie extract, these scrumptious pastries will give you the energy you need to get through the long day and into the wild night. One tart is good, but two is even better, that's why we package Pop Tarts in pairs. Have one now and then save one for later, or hell, eat them both at the same time and find out what it's really like to have that popstar rush. So, next time you're in a hurry, skip the bowl of Wheaties, and save that 20 minutes they'll keep you crapping on the toliet, and grab a Pop Tart instead. They're great....we shit you not.
*warning pop tarts are laces with massive amounts of ego and charm, which may become addicting to certain people. Consume with caution*