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Introduction
Why? Good Question
Frequently Asked Questions
Now For a Little Skit
The Brilliance of Bob-o
Letters From An American Fan


Parodies
Garianne The Teenybopper
One Man Cover Band
Number One w/the Mullet
Lifestyles of the Narcissistic
OutHouse Magazine
Bob-o Model/Actor
Shrine of Love
Pink Fashion Show
Bob-o the Psychic Swami
Breakfast of Champions


The Good, The Bad, The Ugly
Reviews
Sometimes, He Scares Me
Better Off


Things That Make You Go Hmmm
Teddy Bears Are Evil
My, Aren't We Pretty?
Pleasing Bob-o
Let's Play a Game
Bored? I've Got Your Answer!
I Put the Ass in Assistant
Hairdresser to the Stars


It's Story Time
Trailer TRASH Talk
Christmas w/Martha Stewart
Deep Arse Travel
Crotching Tiger Hidden Dragon


I'm a Sick, Sick Person
Stalkers Get Ready
Links/Webrings
Link Me
Home




Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Why did you name your site Pretty in Pink?

A: The pink elephants made me do it.


Q: What does P.W.T. mean?

A: Poor White Trash.


Q: How did you change Robbie's clothes to pink in your fashion gallery?

A: Hey, what the heck are you talking about?!? I didn't change any pictures...that's against copyrighting laws and I don't break laws ok? God gave those pictures to me, so I didn't do it if the proper authorizes ask.


Q: In your section lifestyles of the rich and narcissistic is that a real picture of Robbie's house?

A: Sure, I flew all the way over to England just to take a picture of his house for my website....


Q: Why do you sometimes call Robbie Bob-o?

A: The voices and I thought it would be nice to have a little nickname for him.


Q: Do you like the color pink or something?

A: *Gasps* What the hell do I look like? A Britney Spears fan? I hate the color pink.


Q: Are you American?

A: American? I dunno what you're talking about, I'm Japanese.


Q: Did you really see Robbie live?

A: No, I made up the whole story and I used my crayola crayons to make the pictures.


Q: Are you going to send those crazy letters to Robbie?

A: Why? So he could see what a lunatic freak I am? Yeah, that's a good idea!


Q: That white cat, in the picture from your Deep Arse Travel story, is that your cat?

A: Yup, that's my cat Vanilla Ice. Why are you laughing?!? That's really his name! Poor Vanilla...


Q: How long did it take you to make your site?

A: Um, about an hour and 20 minutes? Hey, what can I say, I'm gifted.


Q: What are Wham shorts?

A: Ask George Michael.


Q: Where did you learn HTML?

A: My pet monkey taught me. Yeah, he's one of those NASA monkeys so he's like really smart.


Q: Are you aware of the fact that you have a lot of spelling errors throughout your site?

A: Are you aware of the fact I don't give a shit?


Q: Did you really make that hair boat thingie? It's funny.

A: Are you laughing at my autistic integrity?!? You're not a very nice person...


Q.) When did you first start liking Robbie?

A.) About 3 years ago. I remembered him from Take That, but I tried not to hold that against him.


Q: Why do you like Robbie Williams so much? Do you have a thing for arrogant people?

A: Arrogant? I dunno. I mean I've never met him, so it would be a little unfair for me to say he's arrogant. Now, does he seem arrogant? Not really. It seems like he has fun doing whatever it is he does and I don't think there's anything wrong with that. But, hey, maybe you're right. Maybe he is a pompous jackass, but that wouldn't make me like him any less. His music makes me happy and that's all I really care about. Does that make me a fucked up person? You bet ya, and I wouldn't have it any other way, because if I was a narrow-minded person, like you, and I went around making preconceived notions about people I didn't know, then I'd have to kick my own ass, which would hurt a lot and I'm just not down with unnecessary pain. So, as you can see, it's really for the best that I say no comment in response to your question.


Q: Don't you feel bad for exploiting Robbie's butt on your page?

A: Ha ha ha.


Q: Do you know when Robbie's going to tour in American again?

A: Let me just whip out Robbie's little pocket planner and seen when he scheduled it in...


Q: What kind of paintshop program does "God" use to make those pictures of Robbie?

A: Well smarty pants, God is almighty and powerful and doesn't need to use paintshop programs. And, might I add that he also knows how to make lighting fly out people's butts, so you had better be careful...