Weekend Marriage License
Recipient: Any Willing Female: ____________________
ONE WEEKEND OF WILD UNBRIDLED RODEO SEX!!!!!!!!
By signing this document, I __________________ adhere to all privileges of matrimony for a time not to exceed nor last less than a period of 48 hours. This will include vaginal and oral sex of course. Let it be known that during this union nagging, bitching, complaining, or crying will not be tolerated no matter how necessary it may be. However, multiple females will be tolerated and expected to participate.
Upon signing this document, both parties will begin there 48 hours of lust and sin.