Brought To You By Shawn- Who Specializes In Nothing
(First Period Production, So Dont Criticize)
Butterflies taste with their feet.
A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.
In 10 minutes, a hurricane releases more energy than all of the
world's nuclear weapons combined.
On average, 100 people choke to death on ball-point pens every year.
On average people fear spiders more than they do death.
Ninety percent of New York City cabbies are recently arrived
immigrants.
Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ad s for dating are
already married.
Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.
Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older.
It's possible to lead a cow upstairs ... but not downstairs.
Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
It's physically impossible for you to lick your elbow.
The Main Library at Indiana University sinks over an inch every year
because when it was built, engineers failed to take into account the
weight of all the books that would occupy the building.
A snail can sleep for three years..
No word in the English language rhymes with "MONTH."
Average life span of a major league baseball: 7 pitches.
Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears
nev er stop growing. SCARY!!!
The electric chair was invented by a dentist.
All polar bears are left-handed.
In ancient Egypt, priests plucked EVERY hair from their bodies,
including their eyebrows and eyelashes.
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only
on one row of the keyboard.
"Go," is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.
If Barbie were life-size, her measurements would be 39-23-33. She
would stand seven feet, two inches tall.
A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.
The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.
Almost everyone who reads this will try to lick their elbow.
You tried to lick your elbow, didn't you?
Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept
at least 6 feet
away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles
resulting from the flush.
The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as
substitute for blood plasma.
No piece of paper can be folded in half more than 7
times.
Donkeys kill more people annually than plane
crashes.
You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching
television.
Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty
years of age or older.
The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's
gum.
The king of hearts is the only king without a
mustache.
American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by
eliminating 1 olive from
each salad served in First Class.
Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.
Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking
you up in the morning.
The plastic things on the end of shoelaces are
called aglets.
Most dust particles in your house are made from dead
skin.
The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung
cancer.
Barbie's full name is Barbara Millicent Roberts.
Michael Jordan makes more money from Nike annually
than all of the
Nike factory workers in Malaysia combined.
Marilyn Monroe had six toes.
All US Presidents have worn glasses. Some just
didn't like being seen
wearing them in public.
Walt Disney was afraid of mice.
Pearls melt in vinegar.
The three most valuable brand names on earth:
Marlboro, Coca Cola,
and Budweiser, in that order.
The reason firehouses have circular stairways is
from the days when
the engines were pulled by horses. The horses were
stabled on the ground
floor and figured out how to walk up straight
staircases.
Richard Millhouse Nixon was the first US president
whose name contains
all the letters from the word "criminal." The
second? William Jefferson
Clinton.
And, the best for last.....
Turtles can breathe through their butts.
