| ASHLEY'S BITCHIN' T'S |
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This, is the place of ex-pression. Where you choose what you wear, what you want to say with your generic t-shirts, and who's face you want on your chest or gut. Because when it comes down to it, I'd like to say I'm awfully picky of who's face is on my boobs or stomach. And that's ok. We all have these desires and requests sometimes. So welcome, (insert name here), to my bitchin' t's, where out of complete boredom and in search of an artistic journey, I've created something wonderful. Take a browse, try some of the complementary coffee and cookie selections, and see if you like anything. [INSERT EXTRA TEXT HERE WHEN NOT SO LAZY] |
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