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Monday 5-17-04
Jan and Shawn in the cage is just ridiculous. At LEAST get Jan out of the old lady costume. Then maybe it wouldn’t be as gross, but not by much!! I did think it was kinda funny when Shawn woke up to an old lady on top of him, but the whole thing was just wrong…very wrong…those scissors!! I know what you guys were thinking!! WHY did they have to do that!! Even hinting at it was just so cruel!! Why cut his shirt open? Why not rip it? That seems more like Jan to me….although we KNEW that she wasn’t going to keep Shawn shirted in the cage for long!!

So I guess Marlena took her black hood with her to the afterlife. She’s looking pretty creepy there!! So then she goes into Celeste and makes the tarot cards move. Well whatta ya know?!! I was right! Her deck WAS stacked!! Loved how they all landed nice and neatly in a row….there’s Marlena for ya……even in death….such a neat freak!!

Yet another day of Sami the Broken Record……why can she not understand that John was only trying to help? John should stop blaming Bo too…..he was only doing his job…but still…..not being able to hear the order is a pretty lame excuse on the sharpshooter’s part…that was just dumb…..they heard each other FINE before!! I’m glad they ended up reconciling in the end.

But not until after John threw his drink at Bo!! I thought that was pretty funny!! I’d really hate to be Peter in that scene….he keeps getting stuff thrown at him….LOL….must be hard knowing it’s coming and that you’re just going to get wet…haha…anticipation….does anyone happen to know what drinks they use? I read somewhere that Vivian’s drinks were just mineral water…..but I dunno what they’d use for shots…

So how exactly did Celeste manage to find John, Bo and Hope? And did Bo and Hope follow John again too? Can’t they give the guy some peace? I wish they’d give Shawn Sr. a few more lines….he really served no purpose in that scene….at least we know he’s ok!!

Marlena in the body bag…..sorry…..but that would be really creepy!!! I wouldn’t want to have to do that! I’m glad Belle and Sami were able to find comfort in each other…..but Philip and Lucas were just hugging props today…especially Philip….

My question is, how come the funeral director didn’t kick Celeste out? He was hesitant to let Belle and Sami in….why would he let Celeste in? And where did Celeste get the candles from? Was she carrying a purse? Did she make them magically appear? And what’s with the creepy wind that always seems to come along? Didn’t blow out the candles though!!! Since she made a whole big deal out of candles before….maybe she should stop conjuring up the spirits so that the wind wouldn’t come!! Marlena says that the worst is yet to come….let’s hope she’s not talking about this storyline!!

Tuesday 5-18-0
I gotta hand it to Heather Lindell. She’s playing a really creepy Jan!! I still don’t like Jan, but Heather’s doing a great job. She does the psycho act really well. I feel pretty bad for Jason Cook. The guy has to spend his days chained to a bed…what a way to work. LOL I’m so glad that Jan finally got out of the old lady suit!! Funny how she was wearing that little pink number underneath though…haha…ok..wh at the heck is up with the kewpie doll?!! Why is the doll talking to Jan? She’s crazier than I thought!! Don’t tell me the doll’s possessed!! I’m surprised Jan doesn’t have a voodoo doll of Belle. I’m sure she’d love sticking pins in her!!

Rex, why did you talk to John like that? I know you meant Marlena was just alive in everybody’s hearts…but really..did ya have to word it that way? Poor John’s got enough to deal with already!! And boy IS Rex getting people’s hopes up today!! There must be some reason why we found out that Rex has been tracking Shawn. And he put the tracer on Shawn’s leather jacket?!! What does that say about Shawn’s fashion sense?! Good way to track John too…he had his leather jacket today….where did he get it from? If he went home, wouldn’t he change his shirt too? Or does he just LIKE having Marlena’s blood all over him?!!

Belle….I know you want to talk to Shawn….but I’ve just about had it with the “why hasn’t Shawn called?” scenes!!! I think it’s a little early to start worrying…It’s only been a few hours since he left…and you know some people DO put their phones on silent.

Bo says there are no flower shops open in the middle of the night? WHERE did Lucas pick up that flower arrangement for Hope that night?!! Huh? That makes no sense!! Did HE pick his flowers from the park too? And I must say that those were some pretty good looking flowers for a park….and they were all arranged nicely too….since Bo seems to be failing as a police officer…maybe he should become a florist!!!

The mysterious baby sitter strikes again!! I’d love to work as a babysitter in Salem….they must get a lot of work!! Poor Zack…probably doesn’t even know who his parents are….when they showed Grandpa Shawn…I was like, “oh no! Who’s watching the kids?!!”

Marlena…is she alive? Is she dead? I have no idea!! I’m so confused!! She sits up…she’s walking and talking…AND John actually heard her!! What the heck is going on?!! So apparently everyone in Salem is going to die…don’t tell me that Marlena is going to be killing from beyond the grave!! This makes no sense!! She still seems like “evil Marlena”…she lost her black cloak somewhere between Lexie’s house and the morgue!! She was flying to fast!! LOL

The mortician FINALLY realizes that crazy stuff is going on back there!! Celeste brought out her angel candles and all. So he says Marlena is “quite dead” as well as “clinically and legally dead”….yep….she’s pretty dead!! Sticking that scalpel in her body was just disrespectful!! I’m sure there would be a better way to do it. I mean…he did it right in front of John!! I felt so bad for John asking Marlena to come back…that was so sad…I did love his comment right after the mortician stuck her with the scalpel…haha…if she wasn’t dead….she sure as heck is now!!!

Wednesday 5-19-04
Belle and the chalk…I’m not sure I see the romance in this scene….LOL….they are making a chalk outline of the bear!! When I first heard this spoiler I thought that Belle was going to try and save some sort of chalk outline of Marlena’s…..but this makes a LITTLE more sense….note that: a LITTLE…First off, someone tell me how long that chalk drawing has been there? Because you know what? It rained on the night that Alice died….and I’m not thinking that Shawn and Belle would’ve been all “lovy-duvy” after Alice died!! It was the same night that Marlena fell from the balcony…and seems that right after that was the funeral…did they really have time to do it in between all that? If it actually happened BEFORE Alice’s death….then the rain didn’t affect it at all!!! If the rain didn’t affect it at all then maybe Belle should not be throwing herself on top of it!!! She probably erased the whole thing with her clothes!! If she REALLY wanted to save it then she should’ve taken a picture or something….does Belle not know that chalk does not equal permanent pen? LOL

Embalming Marlena….CREEPY!!! They seem to be going out of their way to prove to us that she’s dead!! They stuck her with the scalpel and now they are draining her blood….yeah, did we NEED to see that? LOL I definitely don’t want to be a mortician. He had to dress her…..now that must’ve been tough!!….the whole putting on of her make up was pretty creepy too…..and what was with the bananna? Did he think it was time for a bananna break? That was just weird!!! Last comment about Belle’s roof: Did you SEE the roof? It was all wrinkly and buckled!!

Brady NEEDS to get his hearing checked!! Time to make an appointment with Dr. Save the Day Lexie…..cause he keeps overhearing stuff…and then BUYING Nicole’s blatant LIES!! It is getting SO old!! Come on….who just “grabs” champagne?!! She was OBVIOUSLY happy that Marlena is dead. Nicole makes me mad…she needs to get caught!! I loved it when John arrived and told him to put on some clothes!! And good thing they at least MENTIONED Eric and Carrie….but small town serial killer on the national news? How long do you think that would take?

And NOW Nicole isn’t even giving Crystal her dues? I was really not liking Crystal….but I think Nicole is sooo much worse….Shawn should’ve stopped calling from the cage…..that was really annoying…..and like ANYONE who’d call Jan would really HELP him!!

Shawn, Shawn, Shawn…..you need to stop calling your captor a psycho!!! You are only going to make her more angry! I was covering my ears too at then end when he was just yelling Belle’s name…..that was very annoying….

Celeste is running AWAY from the ghosts?!!! Haha!! Has the world turned upside down? It’s a mad, mad, mad world when Celeste doesn’t want to talk to the dead!!! Running through the park was just too funny though!! I’m surprised that neither of them tripped!!

Thursday 5-20-04
Well here we are at another funeral. Seems like just yesterday we were here for Alice and Doug’s funeral…lol…

Not many people were there. Since when is Celeste a “close friend or family”? She is just making the funeral rounds isn’t she? And always in inappropriate clothes!! What the heck was up with her dress!!!? If only it didn’t have those little slits it would be very pretty!! Sami’s dress was cut pretty low too….I’m sure they all were and I just didn’t notice…lol…let’s hope this doesn’t turn into another endless day…

I am so tired of Belle asking where Shawn is and complaining that he isn’t here. I get it already…Shawn isn’t here for you Belle. It’s only been like one day…no need to call the National Guard.

Give Kate something to do!!! She must be REALLY bored if all she can do is meddle in her sons’ lives…someone find her a hobby!!!

Celeste is HEARING the dead people now. I loved John’s little talk with her….haha…she SHOULD be used to it now!!! I guess since Celeste’s “John will kill Marlena” prediction fell through she’s lost all credibility…

Isn’t this line a little redundant? “I will always love you forever” Now you can love someone forever and you can love some one for always…but what’s the point in saying both?!! I guess that’s John’s meaning of “eternal”…remind me to pick up the New Dictionary of John Lovespeak.

Shawn in the cage…Oh my gosh…I just do not care…all he did this entire episode was pull at his chains!! Boring!!

Roman’s grave!!!! Thanks to ahlene for looking up the screen shots. Let’s play the musical burial plots game!! First he gets buried and the head stone is no where near a wall…and now when Marlena is buried…right smack up against the wall!! Maybe the cemetery guys didn’t feel like moving his body around…so they just built a wall!! And I knew that Kate and Marlena made too big a deal out of Roman’s headstone!!! Marlena is spending eternity next to Roman (from what it looked like, on top of him…unless she’s the only one who gets to be under the stone!) and John is not mad at this?!!! I bet he is smacking his head on the wall…going “why didn’t I buy a burial plot for the both of us?!!”

I hope Crystal can actually get some pay back on Nicole!! And Nicole was drinking….BEFORE noon? Does that woman ever not have a glass in her hand?!!!

Sami needs to shut up!! Oh my gosh!! It is getting soooo old!! Marlena waking up in the coffin was pretty freaky though! They’ve got me stumped!!

I think it’s time for another one liner recap:

John: I will always love you forever.
Celeste: Marlena is alive!!
Philip: You will get through this, Belle
Belle: Why hasn’t Shawn called?!! Doesn’t he know how much I need him?!!
Sami: John, Bo, and Kate killed my mother!!!
Lucas: Sami, stop blaming everyone…
Jan: Shawn, I’m going to make you forget all about Belle!!
Shawn: HELP!!!!
Nicole: Crystal, I’ll get you the money….Jan, give me the money!!
Marlena: Don’t let them take me. It’s not my time to go.
Kate: Belle needs a friend right now, Philip.
Brady: I didn’t think you’d be up before noon. (this one’s just funny lol)
Will: That’s what family is for.
Crystal: You’d better pay up soon, Nicole.
Father Jansen: (what he’s thinking) Just cause I’m the priest doesn’t mean I can’t have a storyline!!
Mr. Milbauer: (line he most despises hearing) Could I just have a minute alone with Marlena?

Friday 5-21-04
Happy Emmy Day Everyone!!!
I hate repeated scenes that they’ve somehow altered!! Why do they have to show all this over again? I watched it yesterday. Nothing much happened today.

Sami is STILL screaming. That girl must not be right in the head or something. I think she really is going crazy. I loved seeing Philip and Lucas try and pull her away. I was also surprised that she could fight them off!! A feisty one she is!! Did it look like she was about to trip when she ran out of the cemetery? Tsk tsk, how many times do I have to say no heels!!!?

I guess the writers must have been slacking off today because there was a whole lotta John scenes in which he said absolutely nothing. Just him “thinking” or so I think he was thinking!! I was just yelling at him to open up the dang casket!! It would only take a minute and at least it would shut Sami up!! But NO!! he had to “think” about it for endless minutes!! And then he goes over and touches the top of the casket and leans his ear over….not right on the wood…..but like 3 feet above it!!! Come on!! If your “dead” wife was trying to call for help from inside a casket…do you really think you could hear her from all the way up there? Come on!! The woman is suffocating for crying out loud!!! She’s on her last breath!! Get a little closer!! No WONDER you don’t hear anything!!

Having to be in a coffin would be really creepy. Kudos to Deidre for putting up with that. That would be such a scary feeling….like what if they don’t let you out!!? It WOULD be pitch black in a real coffin though…at least they gave her light LOL.

Awww…Lucas’ speech about Will’s bear was oh too touching….well….at least they gave him a few lines. Taking a break from being Sami’s teddy bear. Philip too…I know they are grieving, but there’s just a little too much hugging going on around here!!! Is it just me…or was it a Beanie Baby? And it’s Will’s favorite….where’s Will’s stuffed animal from Grandma Kate? Kate spends more time with Will and his favorite toy is still from Marlena…gee, she wins even in death!!! Although getting buried next to someone else’s husband is a pretty good slap in the face too!! I cannot believe that John is not more upset about this!! And BOY did they bury her fast!! Or else they were standing around there for a REALLY long time!!

Belle is really being such a baby….why does Philip need to tuck her in? She’s a grown woman!! Or so she says!! She should be able to at least put herself to sleep!!!

Nicole as an old woman!! Ha!! This is getting ridiculous!! Nicole should really start doing her own dirty work…the chain of black mail is so long I think it goes all the way to a little girl in the Philippines!!! There was really NO point to the whole segment of Brady in the cage!!! WHY?!!!

Super Lexie Save the Day is at it again!! WHERE did she come from? Is she considered “close family and friends”? She appeared out of thin air….RIGHT when they needed someone to prove that Marlena’s dead!! Impeccable!! I thought the whole thing about exhumations requiring permits was too funny though. Heehee!! Well now I’m utterly confused!! Is she dead? Alive? The twist is just a weekend away and I get the feeling that I won’t be getting answers anytime soon!! Darn!!