The Gunn Trojan (Death threat count:1)

Ladies and gentlemen, I would like to announce our first death-threat. This means that we must be doing something right. Unfortunantly, most of us have made absolutely no effort to cover our identities, and it would be really easy to find any of us. Oh well. Our "fan" seemed pissed about the paper for some reason, I really don't know why. If you like sending death-threats, or nice mail if you are in the mood, send it to. GUNNTROJAN@HOTMAIL.COM

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