BREAKING NEWS
News that didn’t make the press…
“Just call me Queenie!”
Peter
Hitchens, legendary Daily Mail Columnist and right-wing bore has today come
out as a transvestite. Hanging-Fan Hitchens, 53, will be strutting the
boards of Gay Brighton in the New Year under the guise of ‘PeePee La
Femme'. He will wear silks and chiffon and sing the hits of Gloria Gaynor. Michael
Portillo is 47.
Said Hitchens, "Well I just got bored with being a liberal-bating old
bastard and thought it might be fun to flounce about dressed up as a lady.
I look forward to the challenge." 
The face of
the University changed forever by terrorist attacks
Terrorists yesterday flew hand
gliders into three buildings on campus - the Clock tower, the Physics
Building and Streatham Court. The first two buildings sustained minor
damage to their outer walls, while the glider heading towards Streatham
Court got caught up in the longstanding building works outside it. The
person that University Security suspected of organising the attacks was
believed to be hiding in the Arab and Islamic Centre, which was promptly razed
to the ground by JCBs while students were still inside. The suspect, a
Geography student, is widely thought to have escaped out of the window
while no one was looking. Of the students inside the building, none
survived.
The
terrible damage sustained by the terrorist attack >>>
